• What is your favorite word?

cheesypoof

• What is your least favorite word?

flesh, corpse

• What turns you on?

strong arms, dimples next to his eyes when he smiles, holding the back of my head when he kisses me, air force uniform

• What turns you off?

smoking

• What sound or noise do you love?

rain on the barn roof, gravel under shoes, saddle leather

• What sound or noise do you hate?

loud whispering, snickering, cutlery on plates

• What is your favorite curse word?

crap

• What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

ballet dancer, editor, fashion designer

• What profession would you not like to do?

lawyer, retail

• If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Heaven does exist. "the swings are to the left"