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My cousin moved in with us. She lives in my room. For the first time in my life (of 21 years) I have to share my room and IT SUCKS!!! Reason why Roommates Suck:

  • they borrow your shit and don't return it
  • they use up your face wash and shampoo and refill it with water
  • they borrow money from your parents when you don't even do that, and then buy cigarettes
  • They leave your clothes & room smelling like cigarette smoke, and its disgusting
  • they stay up all night cupcaking on the phone with a different guy each week
  • they are slutty
  • they probably have an STD
  • they eat all of the good food in the house when they are at home being a pile of shit and not working
  • they waste all of your dads gas money to go hang out with friends and smoke week
  • they have no respect for anyone (not even themselves)
  • they steal your clothes and leave them in the barn to get walked all over

DON'T GET A ROOMMATE THEY ARE AWFUL!

jan 26 2009 ∞
jan 28 2009 +