• "SHUT UP"

"...yes"

• A CHILD.
• there's only one race. the human ra- WHAT ABOUT NASCAR?
• hey could you pass me a capri sun
• "I GOt a question...*guy asking his mom some woke ass question* hmMM?"
• AAAaaa. COULDA DROP MY CROSSAIN
• and they were ROOMMATES
• is there anything better than pussy? yes. a really good book.
• the one with the girls fighting at a miley cyrus concert and the camera pans over and she's recording it on stage
• back at it again at krispy kreme
• BARK BARK BITCH "thats a whole nigga..."
• bitch whAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
• DOGLAN TRIMP
• GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE
• good evening
• haha. i do that.
• hey my name is derek and welcome to pizza huh..lemme guess pizza
• hi my name is trey
• i got an UH-BOR-SHIN
• i never went to oovoo javer.
• i wANNA SMOKE WEEEED
• i want a jewish girl who go to....temple
• i want a church girl who go to church
• is he cute?.....YEah my nigga cute.
• LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG
• LOOK AT MY AFRICAN AMERICAN
• mom guess what? YEET
• omifuckingod she fuckin dead
• people ever tell you you look like beyonce
• adam!
• road work ahead??
• shut the *piano* up
• TAKE ME INTO YOUR FUCKIN ARMS
• the vine where that guy is holding two guns and dancing and then takes a sip of a drink and then keeps dancing
• theres a sale at urban...
• thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal
• what do you wanna be when you grow up? A CHIKEN NUGGET
• what the FUCK richard?!
• WHIP
• who ever threw that paper, yo moms a hoe
• wow they really playin this BULL?
• wow
• YOU GOT A BAE? OR NAHHHH AHHHHH
• you high? WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST