• socks
• french nails
• lazyeyes
• [挖鼻屎]
• knee rubbing sessions on the bus
• redheads
• other people not washing their hair regularly
• not leaving caves (nsfw)
• flats and thin shirts when raining
• jokes slightly told wrong while being excited telling it
• this list and telling steve to add to/make changes to this list
• debbie
• alice's selfies
• alice's tattoo
• alice's roommate who is a snoring hot white girl
• alice with wet hair and no make up looking like shit doing printing

• Ed Hardys
• listography
• errands
• deets
• perpetually
• TGIF
• cliques

stating the obvious

• ex. A: brb eating
• me: lol like some kind of a eating person

smudging lines of individuality

• ex. ARE U GUYS THE SAME PERSON?!

solving problems with better solutions

• ex. A: omg so fucked for test what do
• me: how about eat shit?

making tough situations more bearable

• ex. A: i failed my test
• me: lol eat shit

identifying the real problem

• ex. A: oh no i failed my test
• me: more like, u failed ur LIFE