stating the obvious

• ex. A: brb eating
• me: lol like some kind of a eating person

smudging lines of individuality

• ex. ARE U GUYS THE SAME PERSON?!

solving problems with better solutions

• ex. A: omg so fucked for test what do
• me: how about eat shit?

making tough situations more bearable

• ex. A: i failed my test
• me: lol eat shit

identifying the real problem

• ex. A: oh no i failed my test
• me: more like, u failed ur LIFE