- accents.
- when people don't believe me when i say i don't have a middle name.
- my birthday being on new years day.
- people watching.
- corny pick-up lines.
- the way my mom says, insurance, mayonnaise, and allergies.
- david's laugh.
- vince's obsession with rubbing mom's stomach.
- how will says belly.
- andrea repeating words + phrases + sounds.
- lucy's wave.
- others asking, "...is he gay?" after ernie, brian, or osmar leave.
- bandwagon fans of the nba.
- chris tucker in the rush hours + the fifth element && ben stiller in night at the museums + as gaylord focker. <3
- desperate girls on roleplay.
- fake friends.
- strangers who look surprised when i do something nice.
- my hair.
- awkward situations.
- guys who i've rejected + ignored act weird around me.
- saying dad is in the bathroom when anyone asks where he is.
- my parents' flirting.
- vince&david's jokes.
- sarcasm.
- nigga t. ;D
jul 24 2010 ∞
aug 1 2010 +