- "i was so scared, i grabbed my balls homie!"
- "damn girl, if you were a piece of trash, i'd pick you up!"
- "so go! i'm not going to hold your dick for you."
- "i only cry near oceans where my tears seem so small."
- "she buried her textbooks in her backyard to grow a tree."
- "i thought we were like buttcheeks, man! ...you know, how tight they are together?"
- "i could only sleep on half of my bed last night because loneliness was on the other side."
- "sex is like a game of bridge. if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
- "it's been real, and it's been fun, but it ain't been real fun."
- "sometimes, when he's walking...i think he's really flying."
- "it's just peeing in a wall."
- "i smell awesome."
- "i'm too tired to be sassy today."
- "i'm sorry, i don't have time for crazy right now."
- "a separate peace...of paper!"
jul 26 2010 ∞
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