- Taking your clothes off in class makes you funny/cool
- Being a slut makes you popular/respected/admired
- If you don't text, you are socially retarted
- If you read you are a nerd/boring
- Burning your hair is attractive, and not is foul
- The truth must never be spoken. Talk only in LIES
- Giggle at innappropriate times
- Copying and pasting makes you smart
- Doing exactly what your friends do makes you individual
- Reading Lord of the Rings makes you some foreign creature and you should be ashamed
- Justin Beiber is a sex whatsit
- Puppies are cute. Squeal
- Love top gear, but leave liking cars to boys
- In summer, you must get either orange-fake-tanned legs, or skin cancer
- You must never show your face. Cover it in layers of makeup before you EVER leave the house
- You must befriend at least 200 people you don't know on Facebook
- You must NEVER strive to do well at school and create a good future for yourself. Be a slut instead
- Be proud of your sluthood
- Eat only the smallest amount when in company, but stuff your face when you are alone
- Complain about how much you hate being a teenager, even though you would never survive without mummies money to buy you clothes
- Bitch. Bitch like there is no tomorrow. Make people feel down, and bitch like crazy. Be a bitch
- Don't be seen in public with your parents, ever
- If you do something good, you must have 100% selfish intentions
- If you eat something healthy you must eat something unhealthy to counter it
- You have to go on Facebook at least once during a class
- If it's not a magazine, don't read it
- If it isn't rated MA15+ for strong sexual references, don't watch it
- Don't be interested in anything, other than sex
- Don't have hobbies
- Don't hand your work in on time
- Don't have an opinion, unless it is on how much you love someones new belly button ring or how gay your teacher is because they failed you
- Don't feel good about yourself
- Only distribute Christmas cards to one or two select friends. The rest of your friends have to miss out
- Take advantage of every situation (in a bad way)
- Take advantage of people
- Don't have listography
- If you don't keep up with the latest fashions and trends you may as well walk around naked
- Walking around naked isn't so bad really
- Spend ages putting on your makeup before you go to class, then hate at your teacher for telling you to take it off
- Don't make intelligent jokes that people don't understand
- ALways get to class at least three minutes late
- Sit at the back of the bus and scream a lot
- Laugh at others pain
- Complain that you are fat/ungly/dumb in order to get compliments
- Only PRETEND to care. You can't ACTUALLY care
- If you aren't spoiled to the moon and back, people will pity you
- Lie about how far you've gone
- Don't have respect for your peers, or your superiors.
- Don't work towards something that you really want. Ask Daddy to buy it for you, and if he doesn't, complain for days that nobody cares about you.
oct 26 2010 ∞
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