- handkerchief
- $20 bill
- Maura's W-2 Form
- Lead pencil
- cordless phone
- large chunk of Jim's shirt
- the red fleece blanket
- infinite tissues and napkins
- the end of the ice cream scoop
- the couch cushions
- Maura's Thanksgiving Chocolate Cake
- she saved a little for us
- the ears on most of her stuffed animals
- my brace
- an old copy of The New Yorker
- underwear and socks
aug 27 2010 ∞
oct 27 2010 +
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- You know what the farmer said when he kissed the pig, don't you?
- E-nun-ci-ate
- Nicknames--Luv, Jedidikah, Butoo, Moia, Shay-NA, Sweetface, La-La, Eh-Motorcycle, Idle, Cactus, HotNose, Fully Hoisin, Heathcliff, the Bull, Bar Schmar, Hoontie, Big Shafe and Little Shafe--the Shafelas
- JEEZUS chr-ist
- loveyoumissyoucryingforyou
- Never go to bed mad
- You're one fart smeller
- Kishmere tuchas arine
- Get the hell out of here
aug 27 2010 ∞
oct 27 2010 +
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- not backpacking around Europe when I could
- not taking Mom and Dad to Rehoboth
- not videotaping the kids when they were little and adorable
- not videotaping the parents and aunts and uncles
- going through college so quickly that I didn't take the fun stuff
- not keeping a journal
- losing track of old friends
- not buying the black velvet hat in the antique store on the South Side
- not buying Shana the little car, even if the steering wheel didn't work, or the wallet
oct 27 2010 ∞
nov 2 2010 +
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