• You know what the farmer said when he kissed the pig, don't you?
  • E-nun-ci-ate
  • Nicknames--Luv, Jedidikah, Butoo, Moia, Shay-NA, Sweetface, La-La, Eh-Motorcycle, Idle, Cactus, HotNose, Fully Hoisin, Heathcliff, the Bull, Bar Schmar, Hoontie, Big Shafe and Little Shafe--the Shafelas
  • JEEZUS chr-ist
  • loveyoumissyoucryingforyou
  • Never go to bed mad
  • You're one fart smeller
  • Kishmere tuchas arine
  • Get the hell out of here
aug 27 2010 ∞
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