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Secretary- because of my undying love for Miss Parton in 9 to 5, and also my daily need to wear high heels.
Flight Attendant- but only if I get to wear the prerequisite pencil skirt, wedge hat, and, of course, ridiculously high heels.
Teacher- I prefer to focus on the superficial tasks of teachers, namely banging erasers together and spending countless hours obsessively organizing my desk, which of course would contain school supplies from Fred Flare.
1940's Type Burlesque Dancer With "No Nudity Clause"
Person Who Gets Paid Large Salary For Sitting Around Knitting Deficient Scarves And Watching The History Channel
Impeccably Cool Writer Of Children's Songs- in which I will introduce kids everywhere to phrases such as "fabulous!" and "g...

feb 2 2008 ∞
may 13 2008 +

Make a final decision about who I'm going to vote for in the primaries.
Finish knitting my scarf.
Finish reading my library books before they have to go back.
Start saving money for Hot Springs.
Register to take the ACT and start looking into college applications, even if it scares me and I am a year late. Boo.
Clean my room and get to a point where I actually have more clean clothes than dirty ones.

jan 29 2008 ∞
jan 29 2008 +

oct 14 2007 ∞
oct 14 2007 +

jul 30 2006 ∞
jul 30 2006 +

Bad Houseguests (who eat ungodly amounts food, leave the milk out to spoil, use all of your hair and skin products without asking, ruin new hand towels with hair dye, and snoop through your bedroom)
The Smell of Ketchup (especially ketchup that has been sitting out for days)
Awkward Silences
Paris Hilton
Jam Bands
Celebrities with pathetic parenting skills
Too many people talking at once
Ungratefulness
Awkward first kisses
People who don't dance at concerts

jul 30 2006 ∞
nov 27 2007 +

Attend at least one play a month. This cannot include ballets that I already had plans to see.
Read 2 new books a month, as opposed to re-reading old favorites constantly.
Get out of Memphis once per season for at least 3 days. Out of the South or out of the country would be ideal, but not necessary.
Learn how to knit something other than a scarf.
Begin college for the 08 Fall semester.
Save at least $100 out of each paycheck which leads to.....
Quit job by mid-summer.

jan 29 2008 ∞
jan 29 2008 +

Being able to wear sweaters, boots, coats, and scarves.
Having the realization that Christmas is less one month away.
Christmas lights, Christmas cards, Christmas cookies.
Waking up with a cold nose, but being completely snuggly underneath five layers of blankets.
Being able to watch Christmas movies and listen to Christmas music without feeling impossibly nerdy.
Peppermint mocha frappuccinos at Starbucks.

nov 27 2007 ∞
nov 27 2007 +

nov 2 2006 ∞
nov 2 2006 +

jul 30 2006 ∞
nov 27 2007 +

Bijou! Bijou! Bijou!- a tearful expression, typically drawn out with an exaggerated pout on face. Sniffling and hanging head low while saying is always acceptable.
Herumph!- a statement used to show general dissatisfaction or annoyance. For proper herumphness, a snarl should be set firmly in place and hands should be glued to hips during use. Bonus points will be issued for violently stomping around to show further discontent.
Oh my ebudah!- a pained phrase commonly used during times of physical affliction or emotional letdown. The user may find it helpful to grasp heart and fall uncontrollably to the floor. An occasional twitch or distressing groan may be used to demonstrate further suffering.
Skankaroni and Cheese- for those times when calling someone a whore just doesn't do the situation justice.

jan 29 2008 ∞
jan 29 2008 +

jan 29 2008 ∞
jan 29 2008 +

running home when the street-lights came on
not being able to sleep on Christmas Eve
sitting shoulder to shoulder and looking through Toys-R-Us' Big Toy Book with you
skipping school together and coming up with a new plot to stay home every other day ("let's push each other down the stairs!")
building leaf "boats" for rolly-pollys (sp?) only to sink them so we could search for and rescue "survivors"
staying up late on Friday nights, watching cartoons and eating all of the marchmallows out of a box of Lucky Charms
watching "Are You Afraid of The Dark?" and getting so scared that we had to sleep in the same bed
making elaborate mud-pies and actually trying to sell them
running barefoot through the sprinklers

nov 2 2006 ∞
nov 27 2007 +

jul 30 2006 ∞
jul 30 2006 +