- Secretary- because of my undying love for Miss Parton in 9 to 5, and also my daily need to wear high heels.
- Flight Attendant- but only if I get to wear the prerequisite pencil skirt, wedge hat, and, of course, ridiculously high heels.
- Teacher- I prefer to focus on the superficial tasks of teachers, namely banging erasers together and spending countless hours obsessively organizing my desk, which of course would contain school supplies from Fred Flare.
- 1940's Type Burlesque Dancer With "No Nudity Clause"
- Person Who Gets Paid Large Salary For Sitting Around Knitting Deficient Scarves And Watching The History Channel
- Impeccably Cool Writer Of Children's Songs- in which I will introduce kids everywhere to phrases such as "fabulous!" and "glitter hands!" and instantly be declared "Most Popular With The Under 5 Set".
- Head Of The Department Of Skinny Jean Regulation- where my duties will include passing the constitutional amendment banning everyone under 7 feet tall from wearing skinny jeans and also counseling former skinny-jean addicts into eventual remission. I will also offer my services to those who wear leggings under their skirts and anyone found to be wearing lycra outside of gyms or dance studios.
- Deep Sea Fisherman- where I hope my fear of the ocean and inability to kill anything larger than a dot will not interfere with my work habit.
feb 2 2008 ∞
may 13 2008 +
may 13 2008 +