| I've been trying to get hired to beat up kids, but it's harder than you'd think. So far, it's just been for pleasure, not pay. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Bully. Great game. You could beat kids up in it. I'm pretty sure your character was unofficially a white supremacist. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + There aren't enough plays about glamorous child beating: I'm in the process of writing a 4 act piece of me destroying kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Favourite Sport: Child beating. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I also hate grade 8's, but not as much as kids in primary grades in elementary school. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + There need to be more radio shows hosted by people who beat up kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I advocate the right for parents to beat their children, but mostly for me to beat other parents' children. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Kids make poor pets because you aren't allowed to hit pets, otherwise the SPCA will take em away. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beating kids is a public service, entertaining, and good exercise. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I am working on a feature length movie of me beating the shit out of little kids. It'll be something like Jackass, but instead of doing random stunts and pranks, it'll be me beating up kids in different ways. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + There are videos of me beating the shit out of kids circulating the internet, usually in the form of an extremely one sided fight at a playground. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I like to give kids shirts with bullseye targets, and then try and shoot them with a paintball gun. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beating up kids may not pay well, but it's fun. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + There's some kids in my family. I beat em up when no one's looking. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Yes, I hit little kids with books. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beating the shit out of little kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
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dec 23 2009 + Most websites about child beating get taken down and lead to arrests, so that sucks. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beat up MORE kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + While hands and feet are sufficient when dealing with little kids, a baseball bat, paintball gun, firearm, or motor vehicle are excellent accessories to add some "flare" to your experience. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Bully was a great video game where you got to beat the shit out of kids you didn't like. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + If you wanna have kids with me, expect me to beat them. If that's not cool with you, kindly get a life and realize it just makes sense. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + You don't need anything to beat up kids, but a nice video camera or DSLR are good for documenting the experience. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + The best places to beat up kids are playgrounds, schools during recess and lunch, and day cares. You get bonus points if you can get a supervisor, parent, or day care attendant to join in on the rampage. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I like kids. When they're properly cooked. Other than that, I beat them up. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I think my favourite music is first hearing the crunch of bones breaking, then hearing the little kid starting to cry because of the broken bones. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I've made links of kids teeth into little necklaces. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + It is scientifically proven that beating the shit out of kids is detrimental to their health. It's just a fact. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I wouldn't eat the kids, but I steal the food they're eating and eat that if it's suitable. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + A little bit of blood from a kid does wonders for looking bad ass. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Always aim for the kid's head first. If you can get em on the ground, just kneel on their hands, pinning them to its chest, and start pummeling their faces. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I like to brutalize little kids, and take pictures of them. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beating the shit out of kids. Especially kids aged 1 month-3 years old. dec 20 2009 ∞
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I have yet to beat up a crippled kid. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I travel to schools during my days off to beat up little kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + As with my feature length movie, I intend to start a Jackass-ish show where the goal is to beat up kids in different manners. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Every blow you land on a child's small body cleanses your spirit. I'm as holy as a mother fucker. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I am an excellent resource for any kind of information relating to beating up kids. Especially the entirely defenseless kind, you know, where they barely have control of their motor functions and just sit their, mumbling some random nonsense baby bullshit. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + "I fucking HATE kids" - Faber dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Podcasts are a lame way to propagate your child beatings. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I perform brutalities on kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I have beaten up 1,567,210 kids to this day. Note: some of them are repeat victims. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + There aren't enough magazines dedicated to advocating for people beating the shit out of kids. My goal is to start one. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I use the bodies of the kids I was TOO rough with to fertilize my garden. However, they make poor home decorations. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + None of my friends are little kids. It just wouldn't work out. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I've made several films of me beating the shit out of some kids. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I beat up kids every saturday. dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + I crush little kids. Is that what you mean? dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 + Beating the shit out of little kids at parks. dec 20 2009 ∞
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