This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. May...

may 15 2010 ∞
may 15 2010 +
  • drop out of the spring play
  • not study for chem
  • prepare for french orals (i do better when I don't)
  • not work on a ghetto art protfolio
  • not use listography
feb 19 2010 ∞
feb 19 2010 +

in no particular order.

  • Braid
  • Cave Story
  • Super Mario Bros 1-3
  • The Legend of Zelda (the original)
  • Gravity Bone

even if you are an XX and not an XY like me you should play these. they are life changing.

jan 8 2010 ∞
jan 8 2010 +
  • draw swastikas
  • rub Faber's left arm
  • loudly beat boxing during class
  • talk in falsetto
  • sing in falsetto
  • try to play my favourite songs on piano even though I can't read music or anything or whatever
  • chew gum all the time
  • pick up hamsters when they are sleeping
  • feel peoples jeans and comment on the denim quality
  • write stupid lists on listography
dec 29 2009 ∞
jan 4 2010 +
  • searching for the antichrist in urban outfitters
dec 24 2009 ∞
dec 24 2009 +
  • practice ninjutsu
  • pyrotechnics
  • professional rock paper scissors
  • become a level 512512512 night elf
  • being korean
dec 22 2009 ∞
dec 22 2009 +
  • "This is my principal objection to life, I think: It is too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes." - kurt vonnegut, my spiritual father
  • "History is merely a list of surprises. ... It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. Please write that down." - kurt vonnegut, my brother
dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 +
  • french homework
  • journals
  • brick walls
  • koalas
  • seals
  • knut
  • children
  • clubs
dec 12 2009 ∞
dec 12 2009 +
  • cthulhu
  • bromide
  • aspartame (my addiction)
  • acesulfame
  • gwrhyr gwastawd icithoedd
  • attilla
  • harlequin
  • mao
dec 6 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +
  • he doesn't know why : fleet foxes
  • white winter hymnal : fleet foxes
  • hard to explain : the strokes
  • i'll try anything once : the strokes
  • one great city : the weakerthans
  • tournament of hearts : the weakerthans
  • robots : dan mangan
  • kid a : radiohead
  • someday : basia bulat
  • we will robot rock you : queen VS daft punk
  • space oddity: david bowie
  • starman : david bowie
  • across the universe: the beatles
  • little nemo the dream master : duane and brando
  • mega man 2 : duane and brando
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +
  • solving crimes
  • ending world hunger
  • getting a high score in donkey kong
  • being cool
  • prestidigitation
  • dividing by 0
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • electric triangle
  • electric cowbell
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • replace this sample text with your list
  • start each item with an asterisk
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • pancakes
  • samosas
  • pizza
  • water
  • pastas
  • spoons
  • a microwave
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +
  • climb a stair
  • climb a ladder
  • drink a coke and then eat a mentoes
  • drive a car fast
  • go in a train fast
  • fall in an air plane
  • fall in a plane
  • fall in a train
  • fall on a floor
  • go fast
  • step on a sharp thing
  • fall
  • shoot a wepon and not aim
  • get shoot by a wepon
  • drug
dec 1 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • graffiti (everywhere in downtown new west)
  • jaywalking (new west)
  • stealing (mp3s)
  • piracy (distributing mp3s)
  • fraud (said I was 15 by accident but I'm 16)
  • trolling (every day)
may 10 2010 ∞
may 10 2010 +

re: wallpaper

dec 29 2009 ∞
dec 29 2009 +
  • "To be is to do" - Socrates
  • "To do is to be" - Jean-Paul Sartre
  • "Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
  • "Scooby dooby doo" - Scooby Doo
dec 25 2009 ∞
dec 25 2009 +
  • it's all fun and games until someone gets herpes
  • climb the highest mountain and punch god in the face
  • eat a four leaf clover and then play russian roulette with six bullets
  • quit smoking, breath lava
  • seize the day by the throat and take its wallet to buy espresso
  • find waldo. punch him
  • i have a lucky number. it's ∞.
  • if life asks for your all, give it more than it can handle until it wishes it never even asked in the first place
  • the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle and the more t-shirts you will have to buy
  • the sidewalk is mine. enjoy the lawn.
  • awesome is a synonym for you
dec 22 2009 ∞
dec 22 2009 +

is the scene kid of the internet

dec 21 2009 ∞
dec 21 2009 +
  • facial hair
  • brown
  • not disabled
  • i can aim pipe bombs
  • balancing chemical equations is not one of my phobias
  • i can go 4 days without looking like wolverine. 5 if i am lucky.
  • i am pretty good at trolling
  • i can read my watch pretty quickly compared to other people
  • i am good at playing listography
dec 13 2009 ∞
dec 21 2009 +

Did one ever know the reason why the pacing and story development change after Ash was hit by lightning in the beginning episodes? How Ash and his world were relatively normal until after the incident? I have a theory. The accident with the bike put Ash in a coma. Days later he was found and was hurried to the hospital and treated with heavy medications. This is why Team Rocket became less menacing. The medication took effect and stabilized his coma dreams, instead of being terrifying, they became idyllic, and he's able to live out his Pokémon master fantasies.

If one had noticed, the early episodes of Pokémon were of amazing quality. The rest of the series is just the results of his subconscious mind fulfilling his desires, as well as attempting to escape them. Should Ash realize he's in a coma, he would wake up, but suffer brain damage. So he has to take down all his mental barrie...

dec 6 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +
  • mr olson's bus
  • mr olson's car
  • i am kidding mr olson is a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
  • a car from a store in downtown
  • a car from a famous black celebrity
  • keanu reeves cars
dec 6 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +
  • don't believe his lies
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • 1984
  • Animal Farm
  • Breakfast of Champions
  • Cat's Cradle
  • Fahrenheit 451
  • Yellowpages
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • but doctor gabbott how do i KNOW?!
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • my heart will go on - celine dion
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • the prestige
  • memento
  • fight club
  • up
  • zoolander
  • if the movie isn't on here it might not be good but i dont know okay
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • there's blood in the sink, and he's plunging his wrists in
  • memory will rust and erode into lists of all that you gave me: a blanket, some matches, this pain in my chest
  • before the nurses came, took you away, I stood there on a chair and watched you pray
may 15 2010 ∞
may 15 2010 +
  • sell a piece of artwork for a hefty price
  • write a book about the Berlin Wall from the Wall's point of view
  • deface a piece of public property
  • lead a campaign of some sort
  • be the best in the world at something no matter how insignificant and obscure it is
jan 14 2010 ∞
jan 14 2010 +
  • release a solo album
  • do artwork for the solo album
  • name all the tracks after swear words
  • vandalize at least 3 pieces of public property
  • successfully reproduce, asexually or otherwise
  • recreate this: http://dontevenreply.com/
jan 3 2010 ∞
jan 3 2010 +
  • of living with an STI and how your girlfriend will deal with it
dec 26 2009 ∞
dec 26 2009 +

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.

dec 22 2009 ∞
dec 22 2009 +
  • waking up
  • eating
  • commiting arson
  • recreational drug use
  • shooting a pornography
  • stealing used cars
  • assassinating celbrities
  • assassinating keanu reeves
  • sleeping
dec 21 2009 ∞
dec 21 2009 +

I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America.

dec 20 2009 ∞
dec 20 2009 +
  • getting a haircut
  • yelling
  • digesting ribs
  • hill defense
  • being a man
  • doing labor
  • growing a beard
  • breaking calculators
  • science
  • erecting national landmarks
  • yelling at artists and telling them to stop disgracing their families and get real jobs
  • yelling at french people and telling them to stop disgracing their culture and get real jobs
  • EXISTING
dec 15 2009 ∞
dec 21 2009 +
  • star as david bowie in a good movie
  • star as keanu reeves in a bad movie
  • win an oscar for being either david bowie or keanu reeves
  • release a CD that really sucks but have it critically acclaimed
  • recreate jurassic park
  • not fall down a stair
dec 6 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +

turn me on deadman

dec 6 2009 ∞
dec 6 2009 +

politically incorrect and offensive but you laugh anyway

  • "homophobia is gay"
  • a ninja and a pirate fighting each other in the victorian era with top hats and monocles and half clockwork bodies or soemthing
  • a biker riding a unicorn saying a swear word or soemthing

baby shirts for politically correct and easily offended people

  • none at the moment
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • gas stations
  • sharpies
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • **************
  • **************
    • **************
    • **************
      • **************
    • **************
    • **************
  • **************
  • **************
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +
  • jean-claude van damme
  • jonathan begin
  • vin diesel
  • orlando bloom (i don't know maybe)
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
  • keanu reeves
dec 5 2009 ∞
dec 5 2009 +