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  • Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
  • I am the only certified astronaut. And I'm saving your American ass!
  • This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station! [hits panel with tool]
  • I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
  • Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?
  • Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
  • This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!
  • This is space! Course, we're just in the beginning part of space, we-we haven't even got to *outer* space yet!
  • Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
  • Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable
  • That man's not a salesman, that's your daddy.
  • Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?
  • This is so much fun, it's freaky!
  • Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!
  • Miss Stamper? Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Airforce, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met.
  • Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
  • Hey Sharp! No nukes! No nukes! No nukes!
  • Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.
  • Just tryin' to have some fun before I died!
  • *Pretty much anything said by Lev or Rockhoud
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