- Irene Adler: Brainy is the new sexy.
- Sherlock Holmes: People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned.
- Jim Moriarty: Kill you? Um, no. Don't be obvious I mean, I'm gonna kill you anyway, someday. I don't want to rush it though. I'm saving it up for something special! No no no no no, if you don't stop prying... I'll burn you. I will burn... the heart out of you.
- John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, hell! What does that matter?! So we go around the sun! If we went around the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference! All that matters to me is the work! Without that, my brain rots. Put that in your blog - or better sti...
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- Manuel: He put Basil in ratatouille?
- Basil: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.
- Basil: [to a nurse] Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!
- Basil: So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
- Basil: Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
- Basil: Ah, wonderful! Vonderbar! Ahh! Please allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner of Fawlty Towers. And may I welcome your war... your war... you all... and hope that your stay will be a happy one. Now, would you like to eat first, or would you like a drink before the war... AHH! Er... trespassers will be tied up with piano wire... SORRY, SORRY!
- Basil: Down the stairs? Well, don't stop ...
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- Mal: "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
- Wash: "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (T-Rex) "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!"
- Book: "I brought you some supper but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped...sin and hellfire... one has lepers."
- Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."
- Wash: (alarmed) "Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!?" (deadpan) "Oh right, that would be me. Back to work."
- Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refu...
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- No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.
- Better clench up, Legolas.
- “You have no idea what you're dealing with.”…”Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
- “Enough! All of you are beneath me. I am a god, you dull creature and I shall not be bullied”...”Puny god”
- Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster….Thanks
- That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry
- Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
- You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
- An intelligence agency that *fears* intelligence? Historically, not awesome.
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- Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
- I changed my mind. I wanna go back...Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
- Whoever wrote this episode should DIE!
- It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
- Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged.
- I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
- And what you fail to realize is my ship.....
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- Batman: “Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder... “ Commissioner Gordon: “You mean where there's a fish there could be a Penguin?” Robin: “But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!” Batman: “Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg... “ Commissioner Gordon: “The Joker!” Chief O'Hara: “All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!” Commissioner Gordon: “A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...” Batman: “The four of them... Their forces combined...” Robin: “Holy nightmare!”
- Batman: “Tell me, Commissioner: What known supercriminals are at large just now?” Commissioner Gordon: “I'll check at once, Batman. Bonnie, let's have the latest status report on supercriminals still at large.”
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- Shaun: "Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"
- Shaun: "Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
- Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
- Shaun: "He's not my boyfriend!" Ed: "It might be a bit warm, the cooler was off." Shaun: "Thanks babe."
- Phillip: "I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap."
- Shaun: "If you get cornered... [Hits himself on head with cricket bat]...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow."
- Barbara: "Well they were a bit... bitey."
- Ed: "We're coming to get you, Barbara!"
- Ed: "Don't forget to kill Philip!"
- Shaun: "Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
- Dianne: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."
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- The Vampire Circus (1)
- The Ghoul (2)
- Children of the Corn (2)
- Gamer (2)
- Yogi Bear (2)
- A View to a Kill (3)
- The Phantom (3)
- Sphere (3)
- Smurfs (3)
- Repo: A Genetic Opera (3.5)
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- Oh Jeffery.
- Women remember, Steve. It's like they have minds of their own.
- I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
- I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.
- I've got the key to the gates of paradise... but I've got too many legs!
- I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding. Besides, you give breasts the power of independent thought and the next thing that happens they don't ...
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- Ian: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man … woman inherits the earth.
- Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
- [while being chased by the T-Rex] Must go faster.
- Oh, what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it observes. What you call discovery … I call the rape of the natural world.
- But again, how do you know they're all female? Does someone go into the park and, uh … pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
- [Malcolm walks up to a huge mound of dino-droppings] That is one big pile of shit.
- Life finds a way.
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- Evelyn: "I... am a librarian."
- Beni: "Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!" Rick: "Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"
- Evelyn: "You swear?" Rick: "Every damn day."
- Evelyn: "You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after."
- Evelyn: "You lied to me." Jonathan: "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?" Evelyn: "I am your sister." Jonathan: "Yes, well that just makes you more gullible."
- Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still... Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
- Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
- Beni: I loved the whole sand wall trick. ...
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- Put... the candle... back! - I quote it on a nearly daily basis
- Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? ... Roll, roll, roll in ze hay. - People say I imitate this far too well, and another one that I say almost everyday
- My grandfather's work was doodoo!
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Igor, help me with the bags." Igor: "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
- Frau Blücher.
- All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
- I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!
- Give him a sedagive!
- YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND.
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- Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Indepe...
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- I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
- The Penguin: “You're just jealous, because I'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!” Batman: “You might be right.”
- Oh, my God. Does this mean we have to start fighting?
- Catwoman: “Somebody say fish? I haven't be fed all day!” Batman: “Eat floor. High fiber.”
- Just the pussy I've been lookin' for!
- How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
- It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed.
- You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
- As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.
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- Horace: "Wolfman's got nards!"
- Rudy: [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow] "I'm in the goddamn club aren't I?"
- Horace: "My name... is Horace!" [Cocks shotgun]
- Rudy: "See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!"
- Sean: "KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!"
- Patrick: "You're not a virgin are you?...No? What do you mean No?" Patrick's Sister: "Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
- Rudy: "See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf."
- Frankenstein: "BOGUS! Bogus."
- Horace: "Scary German guy is bitchin'! "
- Eugene: "Mummy came in my house."
- Count Dracula: "Give me the amulet, you BITCH!"
- Eugene: "Creature stole my twinkie!"
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- Bane - The Dark Knight Rises
- Marty - Cabin in the Woods
- Bruce Banner/The Hulk - The Avengers
- David, the android – Prometheus
- Merida - Brave
- Selina Kyle - The Dark Knight Rises
- Forrest Boudurant - Lawless
- Joe - Looper
- Blake - The Dark Knight Rises
- Kili - The Hobbit
- Honorable Mention: Q - Skyfall
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- You so much as belch out of line and I'll have your scrotum on a barbed wire plate.
- They reckon you've got concussion - I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't ever waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.
- Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.
- Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards!
- I don't like this. Gene Hunt smashes doors down, he does not pick girlie locks!
- He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.
- She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
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- Lister: So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin’ and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they’ve left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities? Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, ‘Hang on a minute, that’s a bit of a funny prezzy. What’s wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?’ No, they don’t — they just wheel it in and all decide to go for an early night! People that stupid deserve to be kerpowed, zapped and kersplatted in their beds! You know what the big joke is? From this particular phase in history we derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Greeks bearing gifts,’ when it would be much more logical to derive the phrase, ‘Beware of Trojans,...
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- Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
- I am the only certified astronaut. And I'm saving your American ass!
- This is how we fix problem in the Russian space station! [hits panel with tool]
- I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
- Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?
- Get off... the nuclear... warhead.
- This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!
- This is space! Course, we're just in the beginning part of space, we-we haven't even got to *outer* space yet!
- Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon si...
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- What kind of fucked up tour is this?!
- Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty...
- Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?
- Oh well, why NOT!
- An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison gas.
- Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
- "I'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy. I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy." What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don't you think there's a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this islan...
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- Hello again, Cyclops
- Ah ha! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber.
- Porthos: "Champagne?" Athos: "We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos." Porthos: "You're right - something red."
- For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. [to D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.
- Rochefort. Isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?
- This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
- The picnic was delicious, the champagne was excellent, remind me to send the Cardinal a note.
- Cardinal Richelieu: "A word of caution, milady. A snap of my fingers, and you could be back on the block where I found you." Milady: "And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion." Cardinal R...
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- Vicky Vale: “You’re insane” Joker: “I thought I was a Pisces”
- Where does he get those wonderful toys?
- Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
- Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Never rub another man's rhubarb.
- My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun.
- Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which *were* true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He *was* a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
- Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my ...
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- Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.
- Scotty: I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!
- Scotty: So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles," if you pardon the engineering parlance.
- Scotty: I, um, yes. Can I get a towel, please?
- Bones: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
- Bones: Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
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- Drive (10)
- Moon (10)
- Warrior (9.5)
- Bridesmaids (9.5)
- Frost/Nixon (9.5)
- Winnie the Pooh 2011 (9)
- Hugo (9)
- The King's Speech (9)
- Pan's Labyrinth (9)
- The Social Network (8.5)
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (8.5)
- Pirate Radio (8.5)
- Death at a Funeral (8.5)
- Grindhouse: Planet Terror (8.5)
- Layer Cake (8.5)
- The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011 (8)
- Horrible Bosses (8)
- Red Eye (8)
- Airforce One (8)
- Rear Window (8)
- **TV Movies: The Take (8.5), Wuthering He...
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