- Manuel: He put Basil in ratatouille?
- Basil: Yes, you did, you invaded Poland.
- Basil: [to a nurse] Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!
- Basil: So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.
- Basil: Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
- Basil: Ah, wonderful! Vonderbar! Ahh! Please allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner of Fawlty Towers. And may I welcome your war... your war... you all... and hope that your stay will be a happy one. Now, would you like to eat first, or would you like a drink before the war... AHH! Er... trespassers will be tied up with piano wire... SORRY, SORRY!
- Basil: Down the stairs? Well, don't stop when you get to the basement. Keep straight on... give my regards to the earth's core! And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress.
- Basil: A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
- Basil Fawlty: [to Sybil] I'm fed up with you, you rancorous, coiffured old sow. Why don't you syringe the donuts out of your ears and get some sense into that dormant organ you keep hidden in that rat's maze of yours?
- Manuel: Que?
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