- Irene Adler: Brainy is the new sexy.
- Sherlock Holmes: People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned.
- Jim Moriarty: Kill you? Um, no. Don't be obvious I mean, I'm gonna kill you anyway, someday. I don't want to rush it though. I'm saving it up for something special! No no no no no, if you don't stop prying... I'll burn you. I will burn... the heart out of you.
- John Watson: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
- Sherlock Holmes: Oh, hell! What does that matter?! So we go around the sun! If we went around the moon or round and round the garden like a teddy bear, it wouldn't make any difference! All that matters to me is the work! Without that, my brain rots. Put that in your blog - or better still, stop inflicting your opinions on the world!
- John Watson: We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope.
- Sherlock Homes: [while watching incredibly bad television] NO! NO!!! NO!!!!! Of course he's not the boy's father!!! Look at the turn-ups on his jeans!!!
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
- Sherlock Holmes: I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat, and just happened to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floor, going by the state of her knees.
- Sherlock Holmes: Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off.
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