- Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
- Must go faster. Must go faster! Must go faster! Go, go, go, go!
- *That's* what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ya ship's all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at? Welcome to earth.
- Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.
- All right, you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up Yours! Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back!
- W-what do you mean, oops? …Don't say "oops". ..Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops". Thataway.
- Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
- If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.
- I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'.
- No, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!
- Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!
- Nimzicki: “I'm not Jewish.” Julius Levinson: “Well, nobody's perfect.”
- I can fly. I’m pilot.
- It's the White House for crying out loud, you can't just go up and ring the doorbell.
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