- Horace: "Wolfman's got nards!"
- Rudy: [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow] "I'm in the goddamn club aren't I?"
- Horace: "My name... is Horace!" [Cocks shotgun]
- Rudy: "See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!"
- Sean: "KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!"
- Patrick: "You're not a virgin are you?...No? What do you mean No?" Patrick's Sister: "Well, Steve... but he doesn't count."
- Rudy: "See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf."
- Frankenstein: "BOGUS! Bogus."
- Horace: "Scary German guy is bitchin'! "
- Eugene: "Mummy came in my house."
- Count Dracula: "Give me the amulet, you BITCH!"
- Eugene: "Creature stole my twinkie!"
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