- Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.
- Scotty: I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!
- Scotty: So, the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed lady. I'd like to get my hands on her "ample nacelles," if you pardon the engineering parlance.
- Scotty: I, um, yes. Can I get a towel, please?
- Bones: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait'll you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
- Bones: Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!
- Kirk: You can whistle really loud, you know that?
- Bones: Green-blooded hobgoblin.
- Kirk: Who was that pointy-eared bastard? Bones: I don't know, but I like him.
- Spock: The only emotion I wish to convey is gratitude. Thank you, Ministers, for your consideration. [In a tone reserved for telling someone to 'Go to Hell'] Live long and prosper.
- Spock Prime: Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say... [Shows Vulcan hand salute] Good luck.
- Chekov: I can do zat! I can do zat! ---I quote this far too often.
- Kirk: I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!
- Scotty: Okay, I'm sure you're just doing your job, but could you not have come a wee bit sooner? Six months I've been here, living off Starfleet protein nibs and the promise of a good meal! And I know exactly what's going on here, okay? Punishment, isn't it? Ongoing! For something that was clearly an accident!
- Kirk: "Starfleet Command has ordered us to rescue them... CAPTAIN."
- Kirk: I got your gun!
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