- Shaun: "Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!"
- Shaun: "Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
- Ed: "Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?"
- Shaun: "He's not my boyfriend!" Ed: "It might be a bit warm, the cooler was off." Shaun: "Thanks babe."
- Phillip: "I'm perfectly alright, Barbara. I ran it under a cold tap."
- Shaun: "If you get cornered... [Hits himself on head with cricket bat]...bash 'em in the head, that seems to work. Ow."
- Barbara: "Well they were a bit... bitey."
- Ed: "We're coming to get you, Barbara!"
- Ed: "Don't forget to kill Philip!"
- Shaun: "Okay. But dogs CAN look up!"
- Dianne: "Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."
- Shaun: "David, kill the Queen!" David: "What?" Shaun: "The jukebox!"
- Shaun: "No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!" Ed: "Why not?" Shaun: "Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed."
- Shaun: "As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about."
- Liz: "Well... is it clear?" Shaun: "No." Liz: "How many?" Shaun: "Lots." - I don't know why but him walking up and down the child's ladder may be the funniest bit for me.
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