- Evelyn: "I... am a librarian."
- Beni: "Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!" Rick: "Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"
- Evelyn: "You swear?" Rick: "Every damn day."
- Evelyn: "You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after."
- Evelyn: "You lied to me." Jonathan: "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?" Evelyn: "I am your sister." Jonathan: "Yes, well that just makes you more gullible."
- Evelyn: No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still... still... Rick, Jonathan: ...juicy.
- Evelyn: It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.
- Beni: I loved the whole sand wall trick. It was beautiful. Bastard.
- Evelyn: Oh my God it's a... it's a sarcophagus. Buried at the base of Anubis. He must have been someone of great importance. Or he did something *very* naughty.
- Imhotep: RAHHHHHHHR! Rick: RAHHHHHHR!
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