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  • Put... the candle... back! - I quote it on a nearly daily basis
  • Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? ... Roll, roll, roll in ze hay. - People say I imitate this far too well, and another one that I say almost everyday
  • My grandfather's work was doodoo!
  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Igor, help me with the bags." Igor: "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
  • Frau Blücher.
  • All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!
  • I ain't got no body, and nobody cares for me. Yakka tak ta a yakka tak ta ha!
  • Give him a sedagive!
  • YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOYFRIEND.
  • There, wolf. There, castle. ... - Actually pretty much every line spoken by the amazing Marty Feldman
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