- Batman: “Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder... “ Commissioner Gordon: “You mean where there's a fish there could be a Penguin?” Robin: “But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!” Batman: “Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg... “ Commissioner Gordon: “The Joker!” Chief O'Hara: “All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!” Commissioner Gordon: “A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...” Batman: “The four of them... Their forces combined...” Robin: “Holy nightmare!”
- Batman: “Tell me, Commissioner: What known supercriminals are at large just now?” Commissioner Gordon: “I'll check at once, Batman. Bonnie, let's have the latest status report on supercriminals still at large.”
- They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're still human beings.
- Confound it, the batteries are dead!
- Robin: “When you think, Batman, with those four supercrooks hangin' around, it's amazing somebody hasn't already reported this place to the police!” Batman: “It's a low neighborhood, full of rumpots. They're used to curious sights, which they attribute to alcoholic delusions”. Robin: “Gosh, drink is sure a filthy thing, isn't it? I'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes!”
- Bon Voyage, Pussy.
- Hand down the shark-repellent Batspray!
- Batman: "What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?" Robin: “An egg!” Batman: "How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?" Robin: “Make applesauce!” Batman: “Apples into applesauce - A unification into one smooth mixture. An egg - nature's perfect container. The container of all our hopes for the future.” Robin: “A unification and a container of hope? United World Organization!” Batman:“Precisely, Robin! And there's a special meeting of the Security Council today. If what I fear is true...” Robin: “Wow! Let's commandeer a taxi!” Batman: “No, Robin. Not at this time of day. Luckily, we're in tip-top condition. It'll be faster if we run. Let's go!”
- Batman: “What has yellow skin and writes?” Robin: “A ball-point banana!” Batman: “What people are always in a hurry?” Robin: “Rushing people... Russians!” Batman: ” So this means…” Robin: “Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck!” Batman: “Precisely, Robin!” Batman: “Look at this pair of joking riddles.” Chief O'Hara: “What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?” Robin: “He gobbles up!” Chief O'Hara: “Of course.” Batman: “And, number two...” Commissioner Gordon: “What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?” Robin: “A sparrow with a machine gun!” Commissioner Gordon: “Yes, of course.”
- Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
- Bless my dustpan!
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