- SPEAK YOUR PEACE! 
- Dayum, dis chips! 
- The Dollywood baby 
- "HEY! CHECKERED TOGAS!" 
- "Where would we go?"
      
        - Riddle me this, where would we go? 
 
- "The cow says..." 
- Sid's annual freak-outs
      
        - Yelling about Three Mile Island 
- Telling Schneider to shower 
- Telling us to grow up (various times) 
- Telling us to shut up (various times) 
 
- If I'm a frog and he's a frog and she's a frog... 
- Dis Kid 
- Nagdas ass up 
- "yo lips are movin' but all I hear is bitchin'" 
- Mea Meister 
- "HOT...." 
- No gretz 
- URMABESSFRAN UKINNEVALEEF. 
- Confession sessions
      
        - Ethan's beard, Ethan's beard. 
- What the hell, what the hell. 
- I guess it's okay. 
 
- Running to get Breaking Dawn from a random Wal-Mart with Animaves 
- Allllltieeeeeriiiiiii 
- That really awesome walk we took around campus in Davis that made us all borderline suicidal 
- My favorite elbow 
- Laura being a troll at the payphones in the Denver airport 
- All of the nasty bugs in Ohio 
- "We might as well just kiss our rears goodbye" 
- Social commentary 
- Schneider, the savant 
- "I have been through many hardships...more than anyone else" 
- Writing messages to each other on the itineraries during GAs 
- "Do we sing this?" 
- OHHHHHHHH YEAH. OHHHHHHH YEAH YEAH. OHHHHHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH! 
- Apple Snapple (epple snepple) 
- Maintain Decorum! 
- Aurelia in EYE-GOOP-TOE...sunt. 
- GRACE ON FIRE!!!!!! 
- Everyone reading Harry Potter 7 on the way to TN 
- "Take a picture, this looks weird" 
- All of the smoothies we bought in Ohio 
- "GRENT!" 
- The Old Spice parodies at Roll Call in Fargo 
- Big Booty 
- Sahottie 
- "I am a genius. A savant." 
- The super sexy '80s performance at King's Island in Ohio 
- "Girl I TOLLLLD you!" 
- Delos, Leto kid
      
        - Seeing him every single year 
 
- The sorceress at that restaurant in Davis, CA that didn't give free refills 
- Fang wanting to borrow a fork from Waffle House 
- "Huzzah." 
- Governor Hoeven actin' a fool 
- Story time with Albert on the bus to Indiana 
- "Is that like...clouds...smog?" 
- The many beautiful ways that people pronounce "eheu"
      
 
- "Why do you hate Ashbury?" 
- The beautiful "N...O-R-T-H D.A.K.O.T.A." rounds in Fargo 
- Just a couple of dudes... 
- That picture of the happy old man with a birthday hat at a Country Kitchen restaurant 
- "Would you mind if I slapped in?" 
- Standing too far away and having to run toward the subway in San Francisco 
- Watching everyone hit their heads on the hanging lamps in TN 
- Adding "beans" to the end of every word 
- The different types of people in the world being represented by beans
      
        - The lima bean, for example 
 
- Beef-A-Roo 
- "You might want to stand back a little." 
- That crazy, crazy day in the hotel in Davis, CA 
- I said BRR! It's COLD in HURR! North Dakota must be in the atmospHURR! 
- Laura's hummus kit on the train on the way to San Fran 
- "Can you smell the cheese?" 
- Practically falling asleep at the Denny's in San Jose 
- Definitely falling asleep at the airport in San Jose 
- Schneider playing Bioshock music on the piano 
- Pace pace pace... pace pace pace... pace your booty, pace your booty 
- I w33l brayx u. 
- The traumatizing hand sanitizer incident with Big Booty in CA 
- Tyler Heist poppin' fruit snacks 
- That messed up pop machine in one of the lounges in Indiana 
- Seher's really RAUNCHY jokes about massages 
- Why you breakin' mah FAN! 
- "I am Pan" 
- THE GHOST! 
- The really weird and uncomfortable fight that took place before That's Entertainment in CA 
- "I understand...like...economy..." 
- Networking 
- "GET OVER HIM! GET OVER HIM! GET OVER HIM! GET OVER HIM! GET OVER HIM!" 
- All of the embarrassing shirts: Spongebob, the recycling one from TN, the Zach Fenno shirt, Rush, Prose ON Hoes, the one from Indiana that NO ONE UNDERSTOOD 
- Fun props like blow-up monkeys and guitars, rubber ducks, orphan attire in TN, trash bags, etc. 
- "I hate Jesus." 
- Airin' out the thighs 
- "Back to ME!" 
- Cheer offs (I can recall a scary one in Indiana and the one with North Carolina in Ohio) 
- "No freaking!" 
- Jared ruining all of my gorgeous scenery pictures in Ohio 
- "Jacob Meister, Sarbajeet, Lindsay Barleycorn" 
- Shorts guy in Ohio 
- HEY BURRITO! 
- Jared's red shorts that he wore in TN and that I mocked endlessly 
- All of the dysfunctional people at that White Castle (on the Ohio trip) 
- Laura and me taking so many edgy pics in our dorm in TN 
- "Dayum, Dis Kid!" 
- SPIRIT CHECK. 
- Playing Mafia on the bus 
- Posing with those statues at the fancy McDonald's in Chicago 
- Watching Arrested Development on the bus that one year 
- "Sticky! They went to prom together." 
- DANCE. DANCE. DANCE.
      
 
- SING. SING. SING. 
- KISS. KISS. KISS. 
- Big ol' kiss 
- Cease. 
         aug 10 2010 ∞
 aug 29 2014 +