• Comic fucking Sans
  • Wing Dings
  • Chiller
  • Papyrus
  • Jokerman, or whatever that "whimsical carnival" one is called
  • Impact
  • Curlz MT
  • Wide Latin
  • Arial Black
  • Kristen ITC
  • Sand
  • Monotype Corsiva
  • Lucida Handwriting
aug 9 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +
  • Regina Spektor
  • Selena Gomez
  • Rufus Wainwright (He'd have to take my last name, since I can say his without accidentally saying "wainwhite.")
  • Jay Brannan
  • Michael Buble
  • Andrew Bird
  • Ingrid Michaelson
  • George Harrison
  • Everyone who's not Chris Brown, really
aug 8 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +
  • DANCE. DANCE. DANCE.
  • Oh my God. Becky...
  • And das whassup!
  • Stop, thief!
  • Why can't I quit you?!
  • Spirit check!
  • I found you, Miss New Booty...
  • Sticky Sticky Stumbo No Si Rumbo E Pro Penyo Hara Bara Brisco Nicki Prom Ponyo Nishno Menyo Dum Bricko!
  • Hello. My name is Bob. And I work. In a button factory...
  • Lacieniga Boulevardez!
  • From the window (from the window)...to the WALL (to the wall)!
  • SING. SING. SING.
  • This whole list makes me sound like the most obnoxious person ever...just saying.
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 8 2010 +
  • I'm only making a list for this so everyone knows how creepy the "generate a list topic" button is. What kind of list is "kids and babies i know"?
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 6 2010 +
  • Econ
    • Econ 201, Macroeconomics
  • Political Science
    • PoliSci 220, American Government and Politics
    • PoliSci 250, Comparative Politics
  • History
    • US history
    • non-US history
  • Literature
  • Math/Science
    • PoliSci 312, Stats for PoliSci majors
feb 7 2011 ∞
may 7 2011 +
  • Mean Girls
  • Baby Mama
  • The Hangover
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Beowulf
  • The Nun
  • The Lion King
  • Anything with Meryl Streep, to be honest
  • Mulan
  • Also, anything with Leonardo DiCaprio...
aug 8 2010 ∞
aug 8 2010 +
  • Speak:
    • French
    • Russian
    • Spanish
    • Arabic
  • Ballroom dance
  • Twirl my pen like every Asian kid in debate seems to do so well.
  • Speed read
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +
  • Philadelphia
  • New York
  • Atlanta
  • Houston
  • Las Vegas
  • Boston
  • St. Louis
  • Pittsburgh
  • Miami
  • Denver
  • Phoenix
  • Los Angeles
  • Seattle
  • Portland
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 6 2010 +
  • Perpetua
  • Garamond
  • Times New Roman
  • Book Antiqua
  • Georgia
aug 8 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +
  • Q: Guess where I got these jeans? A: Conception!
  • A man and his wife go to China for their 10th anniversary. While there, the wife asks her husband, “What do you have planned for our 20th?” The man responds, “Maybe I’ll pick you back up from China.”
  • Q: What ship never sinks? A: Friendship! (Mostly I like this one because it's only true to the demographic of people who read jokes on Laffy Taffy wrappers, which is where I got the joke from.)
  • Knock Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Inte--MOO!!!
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 9 2010 +
  • An iPod nano
  • A large glass candelabra thingy from Pier 1, the remnants of which my mom subsequently was forced to buy while I stood by weeping.
  • At least two washing machines
  • One dryer
  • Numerous strings of Christmas lights; I was six, and my friend Angie and I decided it would be fun to play jump rope with them in the yard.
  • Water glasses, while trying to drink in the dark at age 8. This was with the aforementioned Angie. We were in the bathtub, because we thought it was a safe place to spill in case we learned we could not drink in the dark. We ended up dropping the glasses, and then were stuck in a dark bathroom, in a tub full of shards of glass.
  • A shitty virgin mobile phone, which I stu...
aug 6 2010 ∞
aug 8 2010 +