- On public transport I often worry that there will be some psychopath with a pair of scissors and he cuts off my hair :O
- When I'm in the shower and I'm washing my face (so my eyes are closed) I worry that when I open my eyes again there will be somebody standing on the other side of the glass.
- Discovering no money in my bank account whatsoever. [however, as a student, it turns out this isn't so irrational afterall!]
- A new law being laid down which proclaims everyone must be married by the age of 25.
- A spider successfully breeds with a bluebottle and so then makes a flying spider which buzzes loudly. If this then mated with a millipede I think I'd have to live in quarantine.
- My eyelashes falling out.
- Dying when I'm not wearing matching underwear, I worry that the Mortician will judge me.
- Waking up to a frictionless world.
- The cancellation of Heroes or Lost right now.
- My nails just stop growing so when they break that's it, they're like that forever. I think I'd get nail implants...I assume they exist...everything else does.
- My stiletto heels getting stuck between the cobbles on Market Street
- An alien invasion of Earth. Even if the aliens were amiable creatures with lots to teach us etc. I still don't feel comfortable with it.
- The Tories get into Downing Street. Though this is not completely irrational. Yuck.
- A world broccoli shortage.
- Crocodiles learn how to walk on two legs.
- Being shut in a room packed full of fluttering moths.
- Forgetting how to read.
- The fundamental laws that govern our universe change suddenly. I don't want to have to relearn it all. But if this did happen all of matter would probably be ripped apart so I don't think that relearning formulae would be a huge problem.
- The government imposes a maximum quota for hours of sleep per day.
- Getting really really fat overnight.
- My hair going grey overnight.
- That my dead Paternal Grandparents are ghosts and know exactly what I've been doing since they died...
- Rabbits evolve into super-intelligent beings.
oct 21 2008 ∞
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