I have:

• Been sick
  • in a tent
  • in the river in my University town
  • and on a pavement
    • twice
• Told people I loved them
  • when I do
  • when I don't
  • or when I don't know them
• Watched the entire first season of the Mighty Boosh
  • and subsequently had months of nightmares
• Tried skiing
  • and failed
• Taken out membership to a casino
  • Taken out membership to multiple casinos
• Been thrown out of
  • clubs
  • taxis
  • trains
  • bars
  • restaurants
  • my student union
    • twice
• Attempted singing/dancing
  • badly
  • and quite well actually
• Had a pringle eating contest
• Got locked in a public toilet
  • And one in an upscale club in Stockholm
• Called people spontaneously ie.
  • My Gran
    • four times in one night
  • My ex-boyfriend
  • Random friends
  • and my former Physics teacher
• Urinated on protected sand dunes
• Lost
  • lip-gloss
  • car keys
    • my own
    • other people's
  • my shoe
  • my scarf
  • friends
    • temporarily
    • permenantly
  • my phone
• Recreated "Chariots of Fire" on the beach
• Stripped
  • in a club
  • in a taxi
  • on a fairground ride
  • and outside a fast food restaurant
• Gone to my physics lab
  • seemed like a good idea at the time
    • turns out it wasn't
• Pretended to be sober
  • to my parents
  • to myself
  • and then to the police
• Climbed a rock face
• Looked after other, more inebriated, people
• Passed out
  • in a field
    • for 2 hours
  • in a tent
  • in a public toilet
  • in my mum's car
  • and once in the street
• Rescued a friend from being raped
  • but then got attacked myself
• Wandered around lost and alone in
  • Aberdeen
  • Strasbourg
  • Torry
  • Edinburgh
  • Fontainebleau
  • Peterhead
  • Stirling
  • Stockholm
  • and Saas Grund
• Tried to climb out a fourth floor window
• Seen far too many of my good friends naked
  • and sometimes doing things with other good, naked friends
• Driven home
  • three times
    • NEVER again
• Got with guys I shouldn't have ie.
  • ones with girlfriends
    • that I am friends with
    • or that are scary
  • when I have a boyfriend
    • who saw it happen
    • or who still doesn't know
  • ones who were just friends
    • but then became more
    • or we never speak of it now
    • or we laugh about it now
  • strangers
  • mingers
  • ones who are much much older than me
  • or ones that friends have been trying to get with
• Been breathalysed
  • twice
    • and failed both times
• Been skinny-dipping
  • in the north sea
    • in december
  • in the med
• Walked through a Drive-Thru
  • I recall making car engine noises to fool the employees at said Drive-Thru
    • we also walked in formation, made car horn noises and mimed rolling down the window to order
• Attempted to sleep
  • in a patch of mud
  • in the queue for a club
  • and on a car bonnet
• Succeeded in sleeping
  • in multiple taxis
  • on a dancefloor
  • in a car boot

Oh to be young again. Fortunately these days are behind me. Umm. Mostly.