I will refrain from listing male names here.

• Driving while under the influence.
• Listening to Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" before going to bed.
• Risking not studying for a test.
• Cutting your eyebrows when you can't find your tweezers.
• "diluting" a pretty disgusting pina colada with lemonade. Needless to say, chemistry played its part well.
• Selecting Linear Mathematics as an elective course.
• Choosing not to wash off a face scrub.
• Staying up late even though you have to get up early.
• Allowing yourself to become dehydrated.
• Wearing white jeans.
• Telling your boyfriend he is "like a cross between a small child and an old man".