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Jen. Twenty-something physicist and science communicator.

Interests include, but are not limited to, conspiracy theories, animals and cryptography.

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  • Patronus: Arctic fox.
    • They are my favourite animal and if I had to liken myself to any animal this would be it.
  • Animagus: Arctic fox.
    • No brainer here.
  • House: Ravenclaw.
    • Yeah, like every other person on Listography...
    • Because I value intelligence above almost anything else.
      • like every other person on Listography...
    • Also, I look great in blue.
    • But maybe Slytherin because I also value shrewdness and I also look great in green. Then again, a common room with no windows does not appeal to me...
    • Ravenclaw it is.
  • Wand:
    • Birch.
    • 11".
    • For the core I want a strand of hair from a salt water merperson. Not sure of the feasibility of this, however.
    • Rigid.
    • Spiral thread shape along the shaft.
    • With a sapphire set into it somewhere.
    • As ostentatious as practically possible.
  • Quidditch position: Seeker.
    • Not like me to try to steal the lime light...
    • But seriously, the other players do nothing. It's a one person game pretty much.
    • I'd also be captain because...I'm always the captain.
  • Pet: Owl.
    • Obviously, otherwise; no mail...
    • It would be a male masked owl called Pesto.
    • Just thought that name up on the spot...subject to change
  • Boggart:
    • I think it's unlikely that the boggart could materialise into an actual fear of mine (being alone, failure, etc, fairly abstract for a boggart) so...
    • A GIANT FREAKING MOTH.
    • Or a similar one to Molly's.
    • And as for the effect of Riddikulus...I have no idea.
  • Mirror of Erised reflection:
    • Me being the best at everything.
    • And I'm not even kidding, I have such a problem...
  • Heritage: Half blood.
    • Best of both worlds. I think my mum would have to be a muggle.
  • Favourite drink: Gillywater.
    • Like McGonagall. Because I aspire to be just like her.
    • Fun fact: "Gillywater" was my username back in the days following the release of HBP on various forums and chatrooms. So, if anyone remembers Gilly;
      • hi and sorry for my annoying 14 year old ramblings about how awesome Snape was. But for the record, I was right.
  • Amortentia scent:
    • Warm rain on dry concrete.
    • Spearmint.
    • Strawberry
  • Favourite core classes:
    • Transfiguration & Defence Against The Dark Arts
    • I've always liked the hardcore subjects. None of this poofy divination and herbology crap for me, oh no.
  • Elective classes:
    • Ancient Runes.
    • Arithmancy.
  • Future profession:
    • I always try to put myself in a position of power because otherwise duties are left to incapables, so...Minister for Magic, or something similar.
    • I am quite certain I would be a great Minister for Magic as well.
  • Other things:
    • I would try to avoid wearing robes and opt for something a little more flattering.
    • I would be Head Girl. I am sure.
    • If I attended Hogwarts in the '90s I would have definitely fancied Cedric despite him being a crappy Hufflepuff.
      • I also like to think I'm just his type as well.
    • I would make my own diadem and it would be better than Ravenclaw's.
    • I don't think I'd be too hot at potion making. At least, if my cooking is anything to go by.
    • I would study abroad at Durmstrang.
      • It seems to be a very male dominated school, yes, that is fine with me.
      • It's also much cooler than the prissy Beauxbatons.
      • Scandanavia is the best place ever.
    • I would refashion the sorting hat into a trilby. They are so in right now.
    • I would probably be really pissed off at the start and end of each term at Hogwarts because I'd have to get myself down to London with all my crap just to get my sorry ass onto a train back to where I came from. My parent's house is about 20 miles from Dufftown so what a pointless journey that would be when I could just get a local bus over there.
    • I'd learn Mermish. Perhaps I start out my career as the Mermish envoy.
    • Basically, I'd just be an all-round brilliant witch.

/end ego fantasy

I have seen a tonne of these lists around listography so I have absolutely no idea who to credit. If you think this was your idea originally then, why not, I'll credit you.

jul 25 2011 ∞
may 8 2014 +