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Jen. Twenty-something physicist and science communicator.

Interests include, but are not limited to, conspiracy theories, animals and cryptography.

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Pilfered from all over the place.

  • Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
  • Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
  • Our love is like dividing my zero, I cannot define it.
  • I wish you'd facorise 'cause, baby, I wanna get inside your brackets.
  • Baby, let me find your nth term.
  • Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to the simplest form?
  • I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • If I were a function, you would be my asymptote - I tend towards you until infinity.
  • Wow I'd tan her theta anyday.
  • Your sine must be pi/2 because you're the one.
  • Our love is like a modulus function, all the signs are positive.
  • Let's go to my room, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and hope we don't multiply.
  • Are you the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
  • My love for you is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
  • How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
  • I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
  • Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.
  • Can I plug my solution into your equation?
  • Girl, I wish I was your differential function so I could lie tangent to your curves.
  • Girl, I wish I was your integral function so I could be the area under your curves.
  • Having sex is like doing fractions - it's improper for the larger one to be on top.
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which, by the way, are all perfect squares.
  • I wish I was the derivative of your natural logarithm, so then I could be the 1 over u.
  • If you were a trigonometric identity you'd be equal to (1/cos)C

Oddly, the topic of geeky chat-up lines came up when my friends and I were waiting for out applied maths lecturer to turn up one morning. Thanks to the research for my recent lists - this one and it's physicist sister - I had numerous lines at my disposal. Of-course my peers now think I'm even cooler, this is to be expected.

mar 8 2009 ∞
apr 16 2014 +