Pilfered from all over the place.
- Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
- Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
- Our love is like dividing my zero, I cannot define it.
- I wish you'd facorise 'cause, baby, I wanna get inside your brackets.
- Baby, let me find your nth term.
- Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to the simplest form?
- I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- If I were a function, you would be my asymptote - I tend towards you until infinity.
- Wow I'd tan her theta anyday.
- Your sine must be pi/2 because you're the one.
- Our love is like a modulus function, all the signs are positive.
- Let's go to my room, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and hope we don't multiply.
- Are you the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
- My love for you is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
- How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
- I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
- Your face has perfect reflective symmetry.
- Can I plug my solution into your equation?
- Girl, I wish I was your differential function so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- Girl, I wish I was your integral function so I could be the area under your curves.
- Having sex is like doing fractions - it's improper for the larger one to be on top.
- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which, by the way, are all perfect squares.
- I wish I was the derivative of your natural logarithm, so then I could be the 1 over u.
- If you were a trigonometric identity you'd be equal to (1/cos)C
Oddly, the topic of geeky chat-up lines came up when my friends and I were waiting for out applied maths lecturer to turn up one morning. Thanks to the research for my recent lists - this one and it's physicist sister - I had numerous lines at my disposal. Of-course my peers now think I'm even cooler, this is to be expected.