Sourced from everywhere.

• I wish we were vectors so I could put my head to your tail.
• That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m s^-2.
• My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalise it?
• Some lasers are red, some lasers are blue, all lasers have big beams, like my cock. [ohhh man!]
• I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
• Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
• You're more special than relativity.
• It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
• Simple harmonic motion?
• Are you a particle physicist? Because you're giving me a hadron!
• If a layer of frozen water is 33cm thick, and a polar bear exerts a force of 452kg over a surface area of 0.3m^2 per foot, is it enough to break the ice?
• In physics, instantaneous travel is impossible, so I won't come too soon!
• Let’s take a ride down the Quantum Tunnel of Love!
• Would there be any resistance if I offered to take you ohm?
• What's a nice girl like you doing in a superposition like this?
• I want you to diagonalise my inertia tensor.
• I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

Is it concerning that most of these would work on me?