Generally accepted as the worst decade in the entire history of human development, the eighties has pretty much nothing to offer. Except the items on this list:

• The song "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora. Probably the greatest song ever recorded.
• The Cure, The Smiths and the rest of the predecessors for the hot early nineties alternative scene.
• Dirty Dancing.
• Neverending Story.
• Top Gun.
• Back to the Future.
• Big hair. It's a look I support whole heartedly.
• Blackadder.

And, uh, that's it.