My friends and I require nicknames to distinguish between people.

• Dickhead David
• Hat David - wears a hat
• Posh Josh
• Hockey Josh
• Girl Chris
• Boy Chris
• Stoner Chris
• Rich Tea Chris - ate Rich Tea biscuits one time
• Blonde Rachel
• News Rachel
• Irish Jamie
• Blonde Jamie
• Disappointing John - is good looking but has a disappointing voice
• Disappointing Martin - John's actual real-life brother
• Lizzie the slag
• Hat Bruce - wears a hat
• Dr Bruce
• Barman Bruce
• Rugby Guy
• Wannabe Rugby Guy
• Hot Callum
• Hot Callum 2
• Normal Callum
• South African Guy
• Crazy Jess
• Scary Lucy
• Psycho Stef
• Sleeping Asian - HK girl who sleeps in the common room
• Sleeping Asian's friend - occassionally joins Sleeping Asian.
• Physics Adam
• Hot Physics Adam
• Cyclist Adam
• Hat girl - wore a hat one time
• Irish Laura
• English Laura
• Belgian Laura
• Ginger Laura
• Lesbian Laura
• Tall Michael
• Not Tall Michael
• Gay Mark
• Gay Chris
• Bi Chris
• Gay Robbie
• Gay Rob
• Rob the Knob
• Out-of-perspective guy - a very small (but correctly proportioned) man which makes us think, when we see him, that he appears to be further away than he really is...
• Harry the Pirate - resembles a pirate
• Greg the Pirate - dressed as a pirate one time
• Over-eager Fresher
• Busty Russian
• Busty Russian's friend
• Stoner Ben
• Dad Matt - my academic dad
• Dad Ben - friends' academic dad
• Dad Ross - friends' academic dad
• Chav Ross
• Saucy Rossy