• The Wall
• Grave Of the Fireflies

• "Why Do I Love You", Bela de Goldstein
• Trick R' Treat
• Over the Garden Wall
• Madame Talbot art
• Ally Burke art
• American Movie

• once you've discovered all the fossils, you get some kind of achievement where you're now qualified as a fossil assesser, so you don't have to run them by Blathers every single time
• I would love to be able to terraform coastlines. Change the shape of the beach, maybe make a little mini-island you can swim out to. I'd also love to be able to take new rivers right out to the sea the way the pre-existing ones are.
• crab/lobster traps
• honestly, close the Resident Services building occasionally. Give that little shih tzu a break
• bulk customization of items
• pocket DIY bench
• the ability to try on/buy more than one of the same clothing type at a time at Able's
• same planting mechanics for all plantable...

• a place to put my keyboard so I can actually use it
• putting up that hanging pot rack
• secure entrance to the shed
• if the cats would stop fighting
• if Rufus would be just a little less
• a functional library area
• a bathroom without mold

• Genki
• Taco Time
• Mod Pizza

• "Who taught you to lesbian, Tiffany, the Little Rascals?"
• "I respect anyone who buys a slide whistle for personal reasons."

• "Happy Ending", Mika

• hospital color theory
• 60's Spider-Man
• these aren't my glasses
• Swedish chef spellings
• yeet
• Brad's wife
• it's weird that it happened twice
• weed smorking girlfriends
• thanks I hate it
• for legal purposes this is a joke
• tiddy tunnel vision
• free real estate
• for me it is the McChicken
• thinkin about thos beans
• jail for mother
• is this a [ ]?
• little a salami
• spiders georg/titys georgina
• fellas is it gay
• any The Room memes
• ah yes, the [#] genders

• fucking up icecream
• bread pudding
• hash
• deconstructed, whether on purpose or bullshit retcon
• the Italian cook mentions they're Italian
• the vegan cook mentions they're vegan
• tragic backstory
• someone needs the money for some basic life thing like medical bills
• white person thinks they're Asian now because they backpacked for 2 weeks
• drama over which chef gets to use one of the appliances
• oh wow I instantly hate this person
• one of the white judges says something's too spicy
• something didn't set long enough
• someone fucks up so badly that the person who completely forgot an ingredient stay...

• you guysh like transformersh?
• he doesn't talk like that
• magic vagina
• it's not gay if you don't make eye contact
• no chips allowed in the house
• did I leave the gas on?
• MRRRRRRRRM
• vegan police
• cats talking like Strong Bad
• cats as Victorian orphans
• is it in your butt
• just general telepathy about John and his John-ness
• such as seals
• it's King Kong
• belov's keys
• buff hetero dude
• big hairy skin blanket
• and then I didn't

• Lotte Reineger
• Victorian spirit photography

• pet a cheetah (or other big cat, but a cheetah seems the least likely to tear my hand off)
• swim naked in a secluded location
• taste bread made from ancient Egyptian yeast
• get my hair done by Janine Ker
• go to New England in the fall
• go to a Disney park at Halloween

• actually megan, I can't sit anywhere
• choir kid taking helium
• ENDIIIIIIIIIVE
• dick's sporting goods
• the entire "take on me" jogging series
• I still haven't found my berries
• pipis room/where's all the pipis
• looks like somebody changed the...
• is that a weed
• toss me my keys
• look at this graph
• michael with a b
• julius caesar group chat
• drug dealer owl
• run run run run run run run run run TACKLE
• bill nein
• show me your dick steve
• kansas vs arkansas
• you're not jeffrey
• 2 billion dollar tip

• aardwolf
• lowland striped tenrec
• mata mata/alligator snapping turtle
• sharovipteryx
• piglet squid
• tardigrade
• longhorn cowfish
• saddleback caterpillar
• tortoise beetle
• mola mola
• visayan warty pig
• deep sea jelly
• secretary bird
• spookfish
• bone-crunching vulture
• emperor tamarin
• babirusa
• gum-leaf skeletonizer caterpillar
• leafy sea dragon
• stalk-eye fly
• nudibranch

• potatoes (pref. yukon gold)
• pasta (egg noodles and/or penne)
• cheese (shredded cheddar, goat cheese and/or gorgonzola)
• pinto or black beans
• butter
• sour cream
• mushrooms
• vegetables - brussels sprouts, fennel, shallots, leeks, green beans, canned artichokes, good tomatoes
• fruit - apples, applesauce, canned cherries, canned mandarin oranges, green grapes
• lemon and/or lime juice
• miso or soy sauce
• brown sugar
• garlic
• eggs
• milk

• Hitchhiker: First Ride
• Maneater
• Journey
• any of the Fallouts
• Unravel
• Gris
• Ori & the Blind Forest
• Night in the Woods
• Firewatch
• Subnautica
• Abzu

• Virginia City, MT (ghost town)
• Bannack, MT (ghost town)
• Shanghai Tunnels, Portland
• Marsh's Free Museum, Long Beach (WA)
• The Brothers Greenhouses (with hobbit hole), Port Orchard
• Valley of the Rainforest Giants, Quinault
• Hank's Harvest Foods (taxidermy grocery store), Twisp (WA)
• Atomic City, ID
• Submarine In the Desert, Arco, ID
• Ft. Stevens State Park, OR
• Abandoned nuclear plant, Elma, WA
• Octopus tree, Tillamook, OR
• Camlann Village, Carnation, WA
• The Freakybuttrue Peculiarum, Portland
• Homeskillet, Bellingham (restaurant)
• Soulful Soups, Spokane
• Swiss Hibiscus, Portland (Restaurant)
• Dar Essalam, Wilsonville, OR (Moroccan re...

• Questionable Content
• Dumbing of Age
• Check Please
• Hark! a Vagrant!
• XKCD
• False Knees
• Friendship Is Dragons

• Kravitz with vitiligo
• Magnus is super bi
• Indigenous Sloane
• Blupcretia OT3
• Angus is a tabaxi
• Killian is femme
• Davenport looks like Coran
• Carey kind of looks like a frilled lizard
• Tiefling Julia
• Garfield is literally just the lasagna cat in a robe and hat
• Hijabi Lucretia

• jonsi
• kimya dawson
• of monsters and men
• radical face
• marina and the diamonds
• tori amos
• chvrches
• balmorhea
• goldmund
• penguin cafe orchestra
• nick drake
• passion pit
• indigo girls

• Steampunk Elphaba
• The Final Pam
• Yondu as Mary Poppins
• Klingon, but just like, me as a Klingon. Or maybe just K'eylehr.
• Khoshekh
• Garf Head Pam Body
• Sir Didymus
• Hogfather Death
• Aaravos
• Femme Beast
• some buff as hell TAZ character. Killian? Jess?
• Shego
• Blind Mag
• Animal
• Teen Girl Squad (if I can put together a group
• Princess Ida
• Edna Mode
• new and improved Fierie costume

• Alice Isn't Dead (podcast)
• Monument Valley (mobile game)
• Where the Wild Things Are (movie)
• Fever Ray (musician)
• The Con (Tegan & Sara album)
• Directions (Death Cab For Cutie album)
• Speak For Yourself (Imogen Heap album)

• toast, bagels, crumpets, English muffins
• eggs
• burritos
• pasta (no veggies except beans and maybe mushrooms)
• rice
• beans
• potatoes
• cheese
• Cheerios
• apples, mandarin oranges, canned cherries, kiwi
• peanut butter
• oatmeal
• smoothies (must be COMPLETELY smooth)
• pho
• pierogies, dumplings or similar
• rotisserie chicken
• beef/lamb/hamburgers
• chili
• glass of milk

• zzizziboy
• Anya Tsina
• happyfishart
• kiera_tattoo
• alex_buttz

• kiwano
• basalt columns

• headspace-hotel
• catadromously
• vampireapologist
• biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
• gallusrostromegalus
• prokopetz
• charminglyantiquated
• inkskinned
• roswell-newton-vargas

• armadillo
• dragon
• popsicle
• windy
• plants
• unless
• Michigan
• stealth
• pine cone
• chameleon
• maneuver
• skeleton

• get even more emotionally invested in animals
• overthink everything, but like, in a fun way
• rub all the things on my face
• have slamming realizations

• loaded baked potato pizza
• miso apple brandy butterscotch
• goat cheese and pea ravioli with mint pesto and something else that tastes green. Tarragon?
• cherry goat cheese duck breast
• honey butter mashed potatoes
• mangosteen cobbler
• brown butter hummus

• Joey Chessnut
• Gex

• loves plants
• owns some sort of less popular pet (rats, lizards, spiders etc.)
• collects enamel pins
• collects cacti and succulents
• a chaos goblin
• likes Star Trek
• plays D&D
• mixing patterns
• wants [attractive person] to step on them
• has a favorite cryptid
• very into podcasts
• probably mentally ill or neurodivergent
• stoner
• vaporwave
• honestly I'm not even sure how many of these are specifically modern queer stereotypes or if they're just millennial/gen Z stereotypes, because one of those stereot...

• Phoebe
• Chloe
• Maeve
• Juniper
• Garnet
• Tess
• Iris
• Vivian
• Tallulah
• Babs
• Zoe
• Roxy
• Laurent
• Fern
• Ivy
• Taryn

• Popular Sauropod (twee pop)
• Cicada Mysteries (might be better as an album title come to think of it)
• Brain City Whales (synth pop)
• Moonstrapped (electro-swing)
• A Gathering of Mammals (indie folk)
• Subterranean Standards (nu-grunge)
• Septobruary (emo)
• Pizza Trauma (skate punk)
• Funeral Sunburn (pop punk)
• Underwater Music Archives (shoegaze/dream pop)
• Thin Skin Drumming (mumble pop)
• Cassowary Highway (roots rock)
• Forest of Ribs (lo-fi)
• Time and Tarragon (Time For Tarragon?)
• Infernal Names of Any Gender (crust punk)
• Phonemeonon (pop punk with heavy Paramore influences)
• Chartreuse Chanteuse (goth/fae opera)

• Leonard Nimoy
• Carrie Fisher
• Vincent Price
• Eartha Kitt
• John Candy

• really early jazz (e.g. Cab Calloway)
• Bulgarian women's choirs

• Cats (the musical specifically but also the animal)
• TAZ: Balance
• mixtapes and musical moods/psychology in general
• Labyrinth
• miniatures
• curating and sharing art
• Halloween (specifically vintage/antique Halloween vibes)
• Over the Garden Wall

• Meow Wolf
• Storm King Arts Center (New Windsor, NY)
• House On the Rock
• Winchester Mystery House
• University of Edinburgh Anatomical Museum
• Gifu Prefecture Monet's Pond
• Botanical Beach, Vancouver Island
• Zelenci Nature Reserve, Slovenia
• National Museum of Toys and Miniatures
• Fingal's Cave
• Hakone Open Air Museum
• Akyang Ecological Park
• Das Praehistorium
• Hearst Castle

• phlegm-wad
• walnut
• crusty nutsack
• skidmark
• limp lobes
• 10-piece chicken mcnothing
• human sweat stain
• unacceptable lobster
• nincompoop
• turd juggler
• the physical manifestation of a headache
• fart pretzel
• soggy pig's ear
• blob of nothing in particular
• 7-layer dipshit
• 18-count string of wieners

• A - Adventure Time, American Gods (season 1 only), Archer, Arrested Development, Aggretsuko, Ace of Cakes, Avatar the Last Airbender
• B - Bob's Burgers, Brooklyn 99, Bojack Horseman, Boy Meets World, Beastars, Big Mouth
• C - Chopped, Carnivale, Cutthroat Kitchen, Cupcake Wars, Crime Scene Kitchen, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
• D - DuckTales (2017), Dead Like Me, Dexter, The Dragon Prince
• E - Echo
• F - F Is For Family, Firefly, Face Off
• G - Great British Bake-Off, Good Omens, The Good Place, The Great North
• H - Harlots, Human Resources, Harley Quinn
• I - iZombie
• J - Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge
• K - Kitchen Nightmares, Kipo and the Age ...

• an unnecessarily large pile of pillows and blankets to lie in
• sticking my hand into a bin of polished rocks or marbles
• a summer downpour
• when the duvet is fresh out of the dryer and smells like bleach
• going back and forth between the spa's hot tub and cool pool
• hugging a purring cat, or using one as a pillow. bonus points if the cat is fat.
• Monument Valley (the game)
• pictures that give a feeling of total solitude, especially in nature
• fountains or other moving water features with rocks in them
• slow cello and/or harp music
• Beecher's mac & cheese followed by Haagen-Dazs mint chocolate chip ice cream
• my homemade edibles

• Magnus trying to open the lockbox in the Goldcliff Trust (you and the box both drink POISON)
• "...am I Nerdlord?"
• Muppet Show crossover ("Angus McDonald and his Amazing Dancing Bear")
• Lineups of THB and new NPCs from each arc, plus whatever items they acquire in that arc
• All the battle wagons from Petals to the Metal
• "Same hat!" type scene with Lup and Aubrey and their fire powers
• Carey & Killian as disinterested goth chicks from high school AU
• the reveal of the giant purple worm
• gory/gross-looking Upsy
• a Frank Frazetta-style portrait of Magnus with the Chance Lance
• long shot of the Starblaster flying into the Hunger, in the same style as the dust...

• Cecil/Carlos (WTNV)
• Finn/Poe (SW:TFA)
• Nine/Martha/Jack (Doctor Who)
• Steve/Peggy AND Peggy/Angie (Marvel cinematic universe)
• Killian/Carey (The Adventure Zone)
• Lup/Barry/Lucretia (The Adventure Zone)
• Glinda/Elphaba (Wicked)
• Garak/Bashir (DS9)
• Scorpia/Perfuma (She-Ra)

• passion fruit flavored things
• various regional gothic aesthetics (midwestern, southern, suburban, industrial, etc.)
• folk dancing
• macarons
• cooking competition shows
• making interesting mixes
• The Adventure Zone
• Carrie Fisher
• collecting pretty pictures
• Alice Isn't Dead
• Monument Valley (the game, not the place)
• Ghostbusters 2016 (in particular, Holtzmann)
• miniatures, the stranger the better
• cats

• pasta (esp. ravioli)
• croissants
• doughnuts
• tarte tatin
• checkerboard cake
• souffle

I am not religious, but there have been certain moments in my life when I've had a definite spiritual experience.

• Every time we dance Likrat Shabbat at KDI
• Also at KDI, the final Good Night Circle.
• This one time, I was working in the scene shop, and I wandered onstage. The theatre was completely dark and silent except for one spotlight, and the guy in the booth was testing gels, so the color would just randomly change from time to time. I don't know why this was so profound, but it was.
• Lying on my driveway in a heavy rain
• Any time I have the combination of vast open sky and silence, with maybe a little bit of wind.

• music theory
• ASL
• linguistics
• cake decorating

• Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
• Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
• Greg (Over the Garden Wall)
• Max (Where the Wild Things Are)
• Dustin (Stranger Things)
• Entrapta (She-Ra)
• the entire Belcher family (Bob's Burgers)
• Katie and Ryan (The Mitchells vs. the Machines)

• whenever some musician or other has to pretend to play badly for a movie because they're too good to be believable
• when youtubers laugh at their own jokes and then leave that bit in

• Trick R' Treat
• Hocus Pocus
• Over the Garden Wall
• all the Bob's Burgers Halloween episodes
• Lost Boys
• Addams Family
• Addams Family Values
• ParaNorman
• The Frighteners
• Nightmare On Elm Street
• Scream (at least the first one, maybe more if there's time)
• El Orfanato
• Crimson Peak
• The Haunting (original)
• Little Shop of Horrors
• Universal classics - Dracula, Frankenstein, etc.
• Young Frankenstein
• Halloween (original)
• Friday the 13th (original)

• Morena Baccarin
• Hayley Atwell
• Stephanie Beatriz
• Jack Black, specifically in The Holiday and Goosebumps
• Kiera Knightley
• Janelle Monae

(my type is confident dark-eyed women and men who are fat goofballs)

• "I'd Do Anything" from Oliver!
• "Wolf", First Aid Kit
• "Take That Look Off Your Face"
• "Rich Man's Frug" from Fosse
• "Makin' Memories" from Disneyland Sing-Along Fun
• "Africa" by Toto
• "Climbing Uphill" from The Last Five Years
• "Hang With Me", Robyn
• this one song about fruit salad that I learned at school when I was like 7
• "The Name Game", but specifically the version from Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' To the Oldies"
• "Palabras de Papel", Nelson Poblete
• "Running With the Wolves", Cloud Cult
• "The Moss", Cosmo Sheldrake
• "My Heart Got Caught On Your Sleeve", Lucius
• "Thoroughly Modern Millie" merged with th...

• Toph and Vanellope
• Hanners and Fluttershy
• Bobby Hill and Gene Belcher

• Clue
• Killer Klowns From Outer Space
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Swiss Army Man
• Galaxy Quest
• Starship Troopers
• 101 Dalmatians live action reboot
• The Holiday
• the entire Scream series
• Where the Wild Things Are
• Mad Max Fury Road
• Goosebumps
• It Follows

• 7 (or whatever that number is of the movie about the string dolls)
• Labyrinth
• Swiss Army Man
• Where the Wild Things Are
• basically any Miyazaki but particularly Totoro, When Marnie Was There, and Spirited Away
• It Follows
• Fantasia
• Coraline
• Coco
• The Ring/Ringu

• Nick Offerman
• Mandy Patinkin
• Jack Black
• the McElroys
• Doug Jones
• Colin Mochrie
• Josh Gad
• Patrick Stewart
• Mark Hamill
• Daniel Radcliffe
• Ian McKellen
• Wil Wheaton
• Sean Astin
• Willem DaFoe
• Brendan Fraser
• Bill Nye
• Danny DeVito
• Guillermo del Toro
• Aurelio Voltaire
• Chris Eccleston

• Lindemann's lambic
• Prairie Double Dunk
• Brewery Terreux Meringue My Bell

• classic cuckoo clock
• that flower lamp that's in the observatory in the Clue movie
• as many kinds of skull as I can get my hands on
• rock pool with fountain
• detailed model train setup
• Venus rain lamp
• art clock/kinetogram from Ghostlight Galleries
• Kaleidoscope dollhouse
• some kinda big geode tower

• My emotions, Inside Out style
• Horsepeople of the Apoalypse in art nouveau form
• animal gods from Anansi Boys
• Wild Things partying with Fieries
• escaping the Beast of Franchia
• dragon drag queen
• Fat Ursula pinup
• series of owl-cat gryphons (snowy/white Persian, great horned/tabby, melanistic barn/tortie, screech/munchkin)
• barbershop quartet of owls
• creature based on that slumped-over dead tree we saw in Idaho
• heck pupper
• light summer and dark summer art nouveau
• flock of bushtits
• Join the Party pets
• social justice vampire gang
• all the mute gangs from Kubo
• vitiligo mermaid with either lionfish or ...

• Daniel Danger
• Tess Garman
• Geneva Bowers
• Vicki Tsai
• Jenna Barton
• Caitlin Hackett
• Kendyll Hillegas
• Hiroshi Yoshida
• Tina Tran
• Caring Wong
• Stefan Bleekrode
• Andreas Lie
• Woonyoung Jung
• Evgeny Lushpin
• Mclelun Lee
• Dan McCarthy
• Kelsey Smith
• Mark Hosmer
• Yoshi Yoshitani
• Martynas Pavilonis
• Patrick Joust

• tomato plants
• freshly bleached linens
• tilled damp earth

• "go home <X> you are drunk" and similar memes
• basically anything generated by a neural network
• cats fucking up
• googly eye graffiti
• 60's Spiderman memes
• on that note, that blog that makes fun of the Super Dictionary
• basically the entire McElroy style of humor which I can't really pin down
• bad taxidermy

• Maru
• Hosico
• Bone Bone
• Scuba
• Lil Bub
• Fat Laila
• Bronson
• Princess Tigerbelle
• DJ Ravioli
• Venus the Two-Faced Cat
• Refurb
• Potato
• Suki Cat
• Eevee the Adventure Cat
• Grandpa Mason
• Asimov
• Keebo
• Curious Zelda
• Angusand Mimi

• photos of nature/outdoors stuff that look like they were taken in the 70's (i.e. yellow-toned and oversaturated)
• baked goods in neon/jewel tones
• drawings of bedrooms with lots of attention to detail
• gravity-defying water
• citrus slices floating in water
• drone photographs of nature or cities
• weird ice formations
• things in snow globes that you wouldn't normally find in snow globes
• plant life where you wouldn't normally find plant life
• flying sea creatures
• houses at night with lit-up windows
• pieces that evoke solitude
• Mucha-style art nouveau pieces
• super detailed miniatures
• spooky-looking abstract sculptures in remote places

• Spider-Man: Far From Home
• Into the Spider-Verse
• Toy Story 4
• Birds of Prey
• Rise of Skywalker
• The Incredible Journey
• Hackers
• Flight of the Navigator
• Onward
• Star Trek: The Motion Picture
• Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
• Charlie's Angels (2019)
• Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
• Date Movie
• The Willoughbys
• Vampires Suck
• Gross Pointe Blank
• Dick Tracy
• Boogie Nights
• Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
• Burke & Hare

• Togs
• Khoshekh
• Simon Ferocious
• Zeugma
• Meowthra
• Skittles
• Eartha Kitty
• Wensleydale
• The Cheat
• Leitmotif
• Bartholomew
• Omelette
• Rigatoni
• Caquita (or, alternatively, Coquito)
• Catthew
• Trongle

• Raise Your Glass (P!nk)
• Listen To the Man (George Ezra)
• Sprawl II (Arcade Fire)
• Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel)
• Weapon of Choice (Fatboy Slim)
• This Too Shall Pass (OK Go)
• Kinks Shirt (Matt Nathanson)
• What's It Gonna Be (Shura)
• Dance In the Graveyards (Delta Rae)

• Rosenshontz
• Cats
• Mary Chapin Carpenter
• Footloose
• Flashdance
• The Big Chill
• The Beach Boys
• John Denver & the Muppets
• cliche 90's pop
• classic musicals
• Kathy Mattea
• Scottish fiddle tunes