• "Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
  • "There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." - Edith Wharton
  • “I do believe in God very much. I just never gave God a name, if you know what I mean.” – Charlie, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
  • "It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true; it's called Life." - Terry Pratchett
  • "Every book is a children's book if the kid can read." - Mitch Hedberg
  • "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
  • "A library is like an island in a sea of ignorance, especially if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded." - Lemony Snicket
  • "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
  • "I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." - E.B. White
  • "And Greebo had complicated Schrödinger's Cat by having three determinant states that he could be in when you open the box; Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious. That implies that when shut in the box, he is a zombie cat made out of pure rage." - Terry Pratchett
  • "At no other time (than autumn) does the earth let itself be inhaled in one smell, the ripe earth; in a smell that is in no way inferior to the smell of the sea, bitter where it borders on taste, and more honeysweet where you feel it touching the first sounds. Containing depth within itself, darkness, something of the grave almost." - Rainer Maria Rilke
  • "I am paralyzed with fear and indecision. Which probably looks a lot like procrastination to the outside world." - Seanan Maguire
  • "Let the warmth of my love sustain you in this trying time so you don't fucking murder some dipshit." - Michael
  • "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
  • "[I want to live life like a dandelion.] Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral. Filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Highly disapproving of lawns. Friends with bees. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die." - tumblr user headspace-hotel
  • "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." - Mary Shelley
  • "The ones looking for the truth - well, they're never the bad guys." Angus McDonald, The Adventure Zone
  • "WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY, I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE" - Griffin McElroy, Monster Factory
jul 7 2009 ∞
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