Zero

• Bones I've broken
• Times I've cut myself
• Wisdom teeth I've had removed

One

• Way
• Times I've contemplated suicide
• Baby tooth I still have
• Pet turtle
• Cavity (gone now; tooth fell out)
• Fake tail

Two

• Say
• Times I've gotten pierced (both ears once)
• Cats I own

• Gum
• Spaghetti
• Seafood
  • Raw or cooked
• Taffy
• Anything red
  • It's evil.
• Asparagus
• Avocado
• Brussel sprouts
• Cauliflower
• Celery
• Turnips
• Tomatoes
• Onions
• Peppers.
  • All of them.
• NUTELLA