Adventure Time

• I'm connecting to the internet with my mind! (Jake, Pilot).
• You're all partying in a monster's stomach (Party Pat).
• Imagination is for turbo nerds who can’t handle how kick butt reality is! I’d rather die than be imaginative! (Finn The Human Boy).
• Man, I can't analyze anything that comes out of my moust (Finn the Human Boy).
• Sometimes I drink blood, but it's not the blood I like, it's the color (Marceline).

Community

• For your information: I don't have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape (Jeff Winger, 1x22).

Game of Thrones

• The boy won’t talk. And if he does, I'll kill him. Him, Ned Stark, the King, the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world (Jaime Lannister).
• Jaime and I are more than brother and sister. We shared a womb. We came into this world together, we belong together (Cersei Lannister).
• Strange thing, the first time you cut a man. Realize we are nothing but sacks of meat, blood and some bone to keep it all standing (Jaime Lannister).

HIMYM

• A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth (Barney).
• Dude you are so in, a high five doesn’t cut it. High Six! (Barney).
• I don't love her, ok? I just miss her, when she's not around, think about her at the time and imagine us running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown, suede vest. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend! (Barney).
• Ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars! And that's 'cause they lived them, Ted! that's 'cause they lived the Star Wars! (Marshall).
• You dumped a porn star? Friendship over! (Barney).

Altro, pseudo-intellettualoide

• Dall'amore alla dipendenza ci passa un capello. E io, per fortuna, sono sempre stato un ragazzo spettinato (Zomberos, Diego Cugia).
• I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw (Hamlet, W. Shakespeare).
• Rovistando tra i futuri più probabili/Voglio solo futuri inverosimili/E non avere mai le mani fredde/E non finire mai le sigarette (Lacrimogeni, Vasco Brondi/Le luci della centrale elettrica).
• "So that's the way it is". "Yeah. That's the way it is". "Yeah, well, speaking as a brother, I think she could do better". "Max, get out". "Well, excuse me, but as blissful as you are in the throes of young love, I'm just letting you know I got a date with Uncle Sam". (Across the universe).
• "Any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army, son?". "I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung".
• The home of Dr. Geary.Another outlaw like myself. We're navigators. We're aviators. We're eating taters. Masturbating alligators. Bombardiers, we got no fears. We won't shed no tears. We're pushing the frontiers of transcendental perception. What's weird is we haven't met yet.
• Le radici sono importanti, nella vita di un uomo, ma noi uomini abbiamo le gambe, non le radici, e le gambe sono fatte per andare altrove. (Pino Cacucci)
• Il punto più sensibile di questo lutto è che mi tocca perdere un linguaggio - il linguaggio amoroso. D'ora in poi non ci saranno più i «Ti amo» (Fragments d'un discours amoureux)
• To forget about the others? How utterly absurd! I feel you there, in every pore. Your silence clamors in my ears. You can nail up your mouth, cut your tongue out-- but you can't prevent your being there. Can you stop your thoughts? I hear them ticking away like a clock, tick-tock, tick-tock, and I'm certain you hear mine. It's all very well skulkingon your sofa, but you're everywhere, and every sound comes to me soiled because you've intercepted it on its way. Why, you've even stolen my face; you know it and I don't ! And what about her, about Estelle? You've stolen her from me, too; if she and I were alone do you suppose she'd treat me as she does? No, take your hands from your face, I won't leave you in peace-- that would suit your book too well. You'd go on sitting there, in asort of trance, like a yogi, and even if I didn't see her I'd feel it in my bones-- that she was making every sound, even the rustle of her dress, for your benefit, throwing you smiles you didn't see... Well, I won't stand for that, I prefer to choose my hell; I prefer to look you in the eyes and fight it out face to face (Huis Clos, J. P. Sartre).
• I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet (Panic! At the disco).
• Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die.
• Let me collect dust
• I'd left behind a thousand tons of marble, I could have released sculptures, I could have released myself from the marble of myself. I'd experienced joy, but not nearly enough, could there be enough? (J. Safran Foer)

Woody Allen

• You're God's answer to Job. You would have ended all argument between them. He'd have said "I do a lot of terrible things but I can also make one of these." And Job would've said "OK, you win." (Manhattan).
• Very authoritative, you know. Like the Pope or the computer in 2001. (Manhattan).
• He's done a great job on you. Your self-esteem is like a notch below Kafka's. (Manhattan).
• "I'm really not the person to get involved with. I'm trouble". "Hey, honey, Trouble is my middle name." "What are you saying?". "Actually, my middle name is Mortimer. I'm kidding". (Manhattan).
• I was thinking there must be something wrong with me because I've never had a relationship that's lasted longer than the one between Hitler and Eva Braun. (Manhattan).
• "That I'm narcissistic?". "You're self-obsessed". "Misanthropic and self-righteous?". "I wrote some nice things about you". "Like what? What? You cry when you see Gone With The Wind ". (Manhattan).
• I can't express anger. That's one of the problems I have. I grow a tumour instead. (Manhattan).
• "You think you're God!". "I gotta model myself after someone". (Manhattan).

Larry

• THE GAYS HAVE GAYED AGAIN!