For every time I:

• Locked my keys in my car.
• Lost my keys.
• Felt self-concious.
• Didn't wash my car.
• Developed mysterious bruises.
• Couldn't sleep.
• Started a drawing I didn't finish.
• Didn't return a phone call.
• Talked myself out of doing something because of fear.
• Woke up before my alarm clock.
• Didn't study and still did well.
• Hated a picture of myself.
• Questioned the trajectory of my life.

I'd be a rich woman.