• My oil light doesn't turn off.
• I have a huge dent in the back end.
• I have a crack in my front
• My left headlight is very foggy
• I need a car wash
• I need new tires
• My windshield wipers no longer wipe, they just kind of slosh the water from side to side.
• I have junk in my trunk. Literally. A lot of it. Including my high school religion book, a deflated soccer ball and a nun costume.
• There is a large dent/scratch along the side with smears of yellow paint where I, oh so carelessly, ran into a pole.
• The twisty cap on one my tires is missing so air is always slowing leaking out and I have to refill it constantly.
• I am out of windshield wiper fluid. I am basically viewing the road through dirt-frosted glass.
• Recently, my steering wheel begins to shake when I brake while driving at higher speeds.
• The sensor for my "Check Engine Light" is permanently lit. How will I know when I actually do need to check my engine? That, I do not know.
• My gas pedal has become loose. If I press it in a certain spot, it comes off. Potentially dangerous? Yes, yes it is.
• I need a new tie rod

The good news is: I just bought a new mirror for the right side of my car :) And considering i've had the same car since I was 16, it's gotten me through alot :)