• I like having long hair
• I played with barbies when i was little.
• I put more care into my wardrobe than I'd like to admit.
• I cut and dye my hair a lot.
• I'm a cat person
• I'm a feminist
• I like to cook
• I like to think of cool ways to paint my nails
• I dance to music in my room
• I sometimes plan my outfits in advance
• I love flipflops & ballet flats
• I now own a few dresses
• Im addicted to flavored lipgloss
• I love my straightener
• If I were to see a rat/mouse, I would jump on a chair and squeal.
• I like getting my nails done
• I like playing with makeup
• Puffy little kittens with bows in their fur (or without the bows, too) make me smile.
• I like braided piggytails
• Hollister Malaia perfume smells good
• I read pathetically sweet romance novels (but only when I'm sick, for some reason)
• I love my collection of hair bows (I get hand made ones from Killer Kupcake. I love her)
• I have a bunch of big purses

WHY I AM NOT AS GIRLY AS PREVIOUSLY IMPLIED

• I hate pop culture
• I hate reality tv
• I don't want an elaborate wedding
• I like comic books and video games
• I always take charge
• I rarely wear skirts and prefer jeans
• I listen to punk music
• I have a vulgar sense of humor
• I curse like a sailor
• I dislike shopping and absolutely HATE trying on clothes.
• The come-hither look, hair-flip, lip-pout and all other aspects of the feminine mystique were all purposely deisgned to make me look even more foolish.
• I'm not a huge fan of all things sparkly, shiny and/or pink.
• I've been known to snore when my allergies are acting up.
• I smack and pop my gum loudly. Obnoxiously loud, by some standards.
• I love getting dirty.