Repo Guys...

• Do NOT announce their arrival.
• Show up in the middle of the night.
• Do NOT waste any time loading your vehicle onto the tow truck.

Friends...

• Forget about favors you've done for them the moment you owe them something.

Deposit Money...

• In your checking account & use your own checks to pay bills instead of giving someone the money & having them write you a check.

It's Upsetting...

• To see my brother in an orange jumpsuit.