- Life is like an audition: You ask people questions to get to know them, to see if you want to be friends. AKA the "friend" audition.
- You need to interact with other people, to be able to learn about yourself.
- Bend over when you rob a convenience store because there's a height measurement paper next to the enterence, so the owner can correctly how tall the robber was.
- Movies were the first industry to use air conditioning.
- Being fashionably late is not just a college thing. It happens forever.
- Sweatshirts turn into backpacks.
- Exotic European desserts are not difficult to make.
- Tall/Pretty people are more likely to get what they want.
- First impression ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS matter, even when people say it doesn't.
- Tonic water relieves muscle cramps.
- SADFISH is an acronym for the seven basic emotions: Suprise, Anger, Disgust, Fear, Interest, Suprise, Happiness.
- The number 1 fear in the world is being invited to a place where you don't know anyone. Not the fear of death.
- Sense of smell is the most vivid sense.
- "Ghoti" can be pronounced "fish."
- You should watch "Julie and Julia" and "The Big Bang Theory."
- "Salty, crispy, and hot" are the correct words to describe the perfect french fry.
- Legalizing marijuana will result in a decreased crimerate because that happened in other places.
- Montauk Point is amazing.
- Many people in the Macy's parade go to clown school.
- Facebook describes the 5th stage in interpersonal relationships called "bonding," AKA when there is a public announcement of a frienship.
- e-harmony is good.
- Females disclose information to close friends, even if they don't trust them. Males disclose information to people they find trustworthy, even if they're strangers.
- Larry King had many marriages.
- How to make corned beef and cabbage.
- Tacobell and McDonalds should merge, like the way Taco Bell and Pizza Hut did.
- Many bars in college towns are called "The Library," so when people need to lie about where they were, they can just say "Oh, I was at the library. Nothing to worry about." Technically they wouldn't be lying.
- This class is bad for people with trust issues and paranoia.
- Seinfeld is a good show.
- The most successful marriages are arranged marriages.
- "Stuck up" people are misunderstood. Most are probably not stuck up at all, just shy.
- Example: A guy says "Why is that girl so stuck up? Why doesn't she talk to anyone? Are we not good enough?" Another guy says "Well why don't you go talk to her then?" First guy's response: "No, she's out of my league."
- Every year there is a "smoke out" on the Boston Common, where 50,000 people smoke marijuana.
- Small classes = final gets cancelled.
- Cohesiveness is a real word.
- The Breakfast Club, The Hangover, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail are good movies that deal with distinctive groups of people.
- Group haters are cool.
- Japaneese businessmen drink more than Japaneese college students.
- Rich whiney people are on HGTV on Saturday's.
- It's okay to give the middle finger to a co-worker while teaching a class.
- The term "devil's advocate" comes from the catholic church, when people are deciding if people should become saints.
- Velcrow and Tang were specifically invented for astronauts.
- A singer discovered post-it notes. His day job had a failed experiment with the special glue stuff, so he took the failed glue, stuck it on his music papers so organize songs.
- Flip charts are good because you don't erase it, aka keeps permanent record.
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