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may 25 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
  • Battle For Bikini Bottom
  • Spongebob Teaches Typing
  • Creature From The Krusty Krab
  • Operation Krabby Patty
  • Spongebob Squigglepants
  • Halo 2
  • 3D Movie Maker
may 25 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
  • Finish constructing the boat to Narnia by next month
  • Flood the basement and call it Spongebobland
  • Finish that Spongebob mod for Touhou Koumakyou ~ the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil and make the game 1000x better
  • Finish making those plastic clams and sell em for 15 bucks
  • go to space and find out about me origins
  • Go to the store and buy some bacon, put it in a fish tank, and call it "Ocean Bacon"
  • Update me gallery of Spongebob paintings
  • Take out the garbage
may 17 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
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  • watch spongebob
  • talk to me parrot Potty like a crazy person
  • listen to psychedelic rock music with nautical undertones
  • Show off me collection of spongebob history, archives and other stuff from over the years
  • eat, pickles, grapes, cheese, garlic, pickles, unbaked cookie dough, cake pickles and more and more pickles
  • Use the internet to find old Spongebob stuff made by fans
  • Draw some stuff (90% spongebon related stuff, 10% other)
  • Play with the Spongebob board games Nickelodeon gave to me with Potty
  • Play in the backyard with the super top secret spongebob themed flamethrower that Nickelodeon doesn't want you to know about (whoops I've said too much)
may 16 2019 ∞
may 17 2019 +
  • The Spongebook
  • Spongebob Joke Book
  • The Spongebob Comics
  • The Spongebook
  • The Spongebob Squarepants Survival Guide
  • The Spongebook
may 25 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
  • Potty
  • Mrs Johnson
  • Longbeard The Pirate
  • Mindy the Mermaid
  • King Neptune
  • The Bird Brains
  • The 3 Point Fowl
  • The Guy On The Penny
  • The Queen
  • P!nk
  • Sir Quentin and his little wooden sidekick Mr. Tinder
  • Spongebob (every night in me dreams)
  • Mr Pirateson
  • Tony Hawk
  • Those nice folks from Slime Time
  • Robin Williams
may 22 2019 ∞
may 22 2019 +
  • "Mmmmm, unbaked cookie dough!"
  • "A 40 DOLLAR VALUE!"
  • "DEMOCRACY AHAHAHAHA HOOOO"
  • "Except maybe some punk rock!"
  • "Ooh grapes! I'll take one"
  • "Nintendo 3DS"
  • "Hey! Get off my lawn"
  • "Oh no! I'm a puppet"
  • "That is sure some rockin art!"
  • "My beard is AWESOME"
may 16 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
  • Windows XP
  • Nintendo 3DS
  • UDraw Game Tablet
  • GameCube
  • Xbox
  • Wii
  • PS2
  • DVR
  • VCR
  • Pickled Garlic Despenser
may 22 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +
  • I was born somehwere in California sometime in the early 60s, I think, I can't remember
  • I was dropped on me head as a baby from the 2nd story window so maybe that's why
  • Some of me favorite hobbies as a kid were drawing, watching cartoons, and playing with tiny animals
  • I was once a pirate for Halloween and that's when me life changed forever
  • I never took that costume off, i started using pirate words and doing other pirate stuff
  • Once when I was 7 years old, me mother took me to the beach and I found a moderately sized egg on the shore, I thought it was neat and decided to take it home. The egg would soon become me best friend in the whole wide world, Potty! Me mother was fine with me keepin him
  • Unfortunately, one of me pirate hobbies w...
may 17 2019 ∞
may 25 2019 +