- if i were a color i'd be: rainbow. taste me, bitches
- if i were a number i'd be: sevvyteen
- if i were an animal i'd be: a fox
- if i were a song i'd be: anyone should feel free to comment with an answer to this one.
- if i were an article of clothing i'd be: panties. intimate and all up in your business.
- if i were a kiss i'd be: vanilla. DOWN WITH CHOCOLATE
- if i were a granny name i'd be: why the fuck did I have children? and why do they have children?
- if i were a shoe i'd be: broken in and worn down
- if i were an art supply i'd be: an eraser
- if i were a weather condition i'd be: a tornado of loneliness. I will sweep up your houses and little dogs and land on your girlfriend.
- if i were a famous person i'd be: sarah claus
- if i were asleep i'd be: hopefully unconscience?
- if i were a disney princess i'd be: Alice, even though she's not a princess. If I have to choose royalty, I think I would choose Hercules. what a piece of man
- if i were a guitar i'd be: double-necked
- if i were a drink i'd be: lemonade. with alcohol
- if i were a food i'd be: POWNIE. or a small green-tinted cake
- if i were a season i'd be: winter
- if i were a painting i would be: happy because someone spent a lot of time on me
- if i were a photograph i would be: sad because I would be stuck in the past
- if i were a flower i would be: dead. it is winter
- if i were a mental disorder i would be: Gerontophobia: fear or hatred of elderly people
- if i were a phobia i would be: infecting people everywhere
- if i were an instrument i'd be: devan stole my answer. I would be a cello, too. so people would at least wrap their arms around me when they're playing me
- if i were a flavor i'd be: vanilla and peppermint and maybe gummy bears
- if i were a scent i'd be: gasoline and daisies
- if i were an emotion i would be: sorry for myself
- if i were a memory i would be: a memory
- if i were a random object i would be: I'm going to go with double-sided dildo or peanut butter sandwich
- if i were tired i would be: the exact same state that I remain in
- if i were an idiot i'd be: smarter than I am now. (in some respects)
dec 14 2009 ∞
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