11/6/09
- (941): I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
- (214): I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
- (1-214): Mike i'm at church right now...
11/5/09
- (714): thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
- (315): You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
- (773): I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
- (513): it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
- (310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
nov 2 2009 ∞
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