my friends are awesome, and im pretty sure this is proof. An Ever Growing & Changing List Of Awesome Quotes:

• Pantea: Oh fuck a nut!/Kyle:Coconuts are the only ones big enough..
• Pantea: I still have to call the Canadian embassy in LA but..
• Pantea: I had a kickass raspberry preserve this morning.
• Jenz: You can't touch that unless you're gonna fucking touch that in bed-- you know?!
• Lorraine: Oh yea, definitely cuz we've gotta be out of here at 5! (referring to cutting our staff meeting to make the pillow fight)
• Sam: YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOU!!!
• Sam: Haven't you got dibbs on my brother?
• Jabe: Hi, I'm Jabe/Me: Hi I'm Susan/Sam: SUSAN'S IN LOVE WITH *******!!!
• Lorraine: Yea, now every time I look at him, I think "you gave my friend the syph..."
• Larz: DID YOU JUST BALL-TAP HER?!
• Kyle: But I really like cock!
• Steph to her dad: "YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN! I'm gonna hang up on you."
• Chris: Let the food-gasm begin...
• Kevin: I look fuckin' sexy when I shave!
• Jenz: ...Yeah, she's near.
• Moi: Remember Larry-- REMEMBER!!
• Jenz: He didn't SMELL drunk...
• Kevin: I have a very manly ass slap.
• Steph: Save a horse/Me: FUCK YOU
• Pantea: I'm what you call extra smart.
• Nate: To me cheap alcohol is the smell of hope.
• Matt: If you can't bring it home on a tandem bike it's really not worth buying.
• Shop-keep in Hungary: I sell fruit, NONSTOP!!
• Kyle: I CAN SPACIALLY REASON!
• Kim: It's my happy sqwak!
• Kim: BURIIITOOOOOOO
• Sam: I was drunk and I think I really meant it
• Sam: Horrible, evil, bitch-like seeds of doubt.
• Me: My nipple feels weird./Kim: It's supposed to dissolve in two weeks./Me: WHAT?!?
• Kim?: Every penny fucking counts--SHUT UP!!
• Jenz: orgasm in cheap clothing
• Steph: Theres a time and place for everything, its called college.
• Lacey: Everybody get quiet, its about to get weird.
• Steph: Theres too much flannel at that table.
• Kevin: It gave us the craziest sugar dreams...
• Steph: I didnt give myself time to mourn the loss of my first tv.
• Pantea: Well substitute Bloc Party for Persian people.
• Jenz: His cock has to be reliable-THATS IT.
• Benha: Some people consider that sexual harassment, Steph considers it a Tuesday.
• Benha: I gotta watch my ass, its getting too sexy.
• Kaija: Ive seen an Asian person wrestling a hippie...
• Tessa: You can masturbate in the cantina but you cant have nine people in your room?
• Stacy: I would totally masturbate in the cantina..
• ???: I didnt realize it would be an avalanche of alcohol.
• Char: His throwing up his meal is to make room for another like a hero.
• Stu: Sushi boat make me want to go snorkling..
• Stu: It has a lot of sex in it? Im coming over.
• ???: Our dogs used to eat the ribbons and so when they pooped its like a present.
• Kelly: I dont speak bus, which one of you speaks bus?
• Freddy: I think im gonna puke tonight.
• Sally: It was dripping something delicious and I think it was crack
• Char: SUPER NACHOS WITH BEEF-- DONT FUCK WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT
• Josc: ...Five years of swindling people.
• Stu: The fun thing about eating a lot of pasta and drinking red wine is when you throw up you look like youre dying
• Stu: Im so down for having cancer instead of being fat.
• MuiThai: Bitches dont know how to speed!