• Apples
• peaches
• tomatoes
• loganberries
• navel oranges
• squash

Written on Dec 11, 2006. Update Jan 2008: Still haven't read any of these.

• Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
• Amerika - Franz Kafka
• A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
• What Is Art? - Leo Tolstoy
• The Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka
• The Prince and the Discourses - Niccolo Machiavelli
• Elmer Gantry - Sinclair Lewis

• astronaut (age 5)
• baseball player (age 7)
• storm chaser (age 10)
• corporate shill (age 14)
• restaurateur (age 17)
• linguist (age 18)
• diplomat (age 19)
• architect (age 19)
• curator (age 20)
• archaeologist (age 21)

• I Was A Cub Scout
• The Robot Ate Me
• Saturday Looks Good To Me
• She Wants Revenge
• And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
• I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
• Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
• Say Hi To Your Mom

• Christopher Walken
• Anton Newcombe
• Andy Warhol
• Alexander the Great
• John Lennon
• Crispin Glover
• Salvador Dali
• Ricardo Villalobos
• Lou Reed
• Attila the Hun

• Anonymous sez "Women like when you have a big instrument"
• Pierre Driss sez "Is a big dick on your list of New Year Resolutions? Considered it done with V:P:X+L!"
• Dr. Fritz Plummer sez "Your girl doesn't want to jazz it with you because of your instrument size."
• Tin Mantas sez "Miracle solution that makes you have a long monster in your pants"
• Wilford Schulz sez "Your chick lived you alone for reason of she had jazzed it with your friend."
• Yang Valovatskysez "Your throbbing missile is ready to fire"
• Edric Marianchuk sez "I heard John had to stop taking those capsules because he became too large, and his girlfriend complained it hurt"
• kalia penones sez "Scarlet Johansson love...

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• hrodberht
• Rvpertvs
• Röpke
• Robby
• Robbie
• Rabbie
• Robban
• Bob
• Bobby
• Bert
• Rob
• Robet

• Stockholm
• Bergen
• Barcelona
• Dubai
• Montreal
• Malta
• Vladivostok