(9:02:51 PM) Me: YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE?

(9:02:55 PM) Me: FINALLY?

(9:03:00 PM) Braddock: haha i know i know

(9:03:05 PM) Braddock: now i cna scuba drive

(4:49:30 PM) aznmagus691: i was gonna type something but then i farted and i forgot

(11:41:06 PM) toddarod: I farted on a tissue and then unthinking put it to my nose

(11:41:15 PM) toddarod: I was surprised

(9:20:24 PM) Mama: you cock blocked me from having meat?????

(9:20:44 PM) Me: That's one way of looking at it, yeah

(9:21:14 PM) Mama: You're such a bitch, bitch

(9:21:34 PM) Me: so nice to your daughter.

(10:00:34 PM) jedimaster263: So, Pauline. Ready for some...

(10:00:39 PM) jedimaster263: BUTTHOLE MADNESS?!?!

[9:02:52 PM] Jeff!: I'm the Divinely Powerful One

[9:02:52 PM] Jeff!: Because I fuck heretical bitches up

[9:02:59 PM] Jeff!: Watch out you unpious assholes

[9:03:07 PM] Jeff!: I'll waterboard you with the ballsweat of Jesus

(9:20:44 PM) jedimaster263: Jeffrick is Eternally Powerful Ruler.

(10:18:21 PM) whatshorts: Well Erick has the best comebacks

(10:18:48 PM) shadowyp51: he never cums on peoples backs

[3:27:52 PM] Adam!: Well hey, that's Adam, reinforcing people's thoughts, one person at a time.

(15:33:23) aznmagus691: ITS NOT EVEN CALI > CONNECTICUT ITS LOS ANGELES > CONNECTICUT

(20:55:52) whatshorts: [Auto-Response] Hate feeling emo :\

(20:56:55) mrn3gativez3r0: ..so much that you'll cut yourself?

(20:57:01) mrn3gativez3r0: IT'S A PARADOX

(19:31:51) whatshorts: I'm sorry to tell you this

(19:31:53) whatshorts: but I live a double life

(19:31:56) whatshorts: I'm really...

(19:31:57) whatshorts: a WOMAN

(19:32:10) toddarod: i figured

(19:32:19) toddarod: the tiny penis and freakishly shaped balls

(19:32:24) toddarod: really did look like a vagina

(9:59:39 AM) Me: I'm at work

(9:59:42 AM) Me: so I'm kinda close to youuu

(9:59:55 AM) Nick: what do you mean you're at work and you're close to me

(9:59:58 AM) Nick: when it comes to me and you

(10:00:05 AM) Nick: there is no distance in love

"I was once the capital of Nigeria." --Brett

joey: then when were about to go off10:44 PM we shoot10:44 PM like a duel10:44 PM its jhon10:44 PM john*

me:10:44 PM

• ..

10:44 PM did I randomly sign off?

joey:10:44 PM no10:44 PM did i?

me:10:44 PM okay10:44 PM I don't know10:44 PM and wow duel

joey:10:44 PM lol10:44 PM yeah10:44 PM youre missing it10:44 PM sometimes with tony10:44 PM we do it like10:44 PM a triad thing

me:10:44 PM Three Musketeers?

joey:10:45 PM yeah

me:10:45 PM sword fighting is all the rage in Europe, I hear

joey:10:45 PM three muskeeters as john says

me:10:45 PM lmaooooo

joey:10:45 PM and yeah10:45 PM there is the creamy center

[23:27] whatshorts: this is new for you

[23:27] MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: it is.

[23:27] whatshorts: this is like

[23:27] whatshorts: me

[23:28] whatshorts: ahahahahahahha

[23:28] whatshorts: white and purple

[23:28] MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: i know.

[23:28] whatshorts: ahahahah

[23:28] MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: i feel my chest growing and my height shrinking

[23:28] MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: ..too far? well too bad.

[22:35] whatshorts: ...

[22:35] whatshorts: MY POOR PEOPLE

[22:35] whatshorts: LET MY PEOPLE GO.

[22:36] moosemonkey123: ...but no one is holding your people...

[22:36] moosemonkey123: lol

[22:36] whatshorts: YOU ARE.

[22:36] whatshorts: YOU ARE HOLDING THEM IN YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS GRASP

[22:36] whatshorts: ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[22:36] moosemonkey123: lmao

[22:37] moosemonkey123: Well...

[22:37] moosemonkey123: nothing can be done about that

[22:38] whatshorts: aw, damn.

[22:38] moosemonkey123: lol, at least you tried

[22:38] moosemonkey123: and you failed miserably

[22:38] moosemonkey123: the lesson is

[22:38] moosemonkey123: never try

[22:38] moosemonkey123: Ahahaha

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: im not as manly as manly men

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: who live on manly street

heymanitstony (10:09:13 PM): i told you, perfect

WearTheseShorts (10:10:16 PM): dang, I'm hungry, brb

heymanitstony (10:10:31 PM): would you like to try my smoked meat log?

WearTheseShorts (10:12:22 PM): only if it comes with meatballs

heymanitstony (10:13:22 PM): thats the italian splooge

WearTheseShorts (10:13:47 PM): oh, well, I didn't want to get into technicalities

heymanitstony (10:14:14 PM): just dont bite too hard, contents may be hot

WearTheseShorts (10:14:37 PM): do they have fillings?

WearTheseShorts (10:14:41 PM): aha

heymanitstony (10:14:58 PM): yeah, i got 4 chinese guys in the back

WearTheseShorts (10:15:48 PM): I'm not really sure I like asian made

heymanitstony (10:16:20 PM): everything is made in china, ma'am

heymanitstony (10:16:44 PM): smoked meat logs are available in bignig sizes though

tod da rod (10:55:09 PM): OMG, theres granny pron in my google thing

tod da rod (10:55:09 PM): wtf

tod da rod (10:55:12 PM): john

tod da rod (10:55:14 PM): ass...

WearTheseShorts (10:55:22 PM): ...wow

WearTheseShorts (10:55:24 PM): ahhahahahahhahahahahhaahhaa

tod da rod (10:55:41 PM): thats what he does if i walk away for 30 seconds

WearTheseShorts (10:55:54 PM): ...he works fast, huh? ;D

tod da rod (10:56:01 PM): like ur mum

tod da rod (10:56:20 PM): its like little invisible shits

tod da rod (10:56:26 PM): you dont see them until you step in them

tod da rod (10:56:28 PM): then you laugh

tod da rod (10:56:30 PM): or get pissed

WearTheseShorts (9:43:21 PM): all my boys are online

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:44:54 PM): all my bitches are online as well

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:44:56 PM): oh wait

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:44:58 PM): thatz just you.

WearTheseShorts (9:46:21 PM): but I'm gonna steal your thing

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:47:45 PM): whoa!

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:47:47 PM): i need that!

WearTheseShorts (9:46:34 PM): need what?

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0 (9:47:55 PM): my thing.

"The thought of you doing that in my bathroom will make me throw up off the balcony, because that's where I'll be watching you from."

"Hammer ons are seriously the best thing; until they turn evil like *dooleydoodoooo*."

"My quotes are too special to not be shared with the rest of the world."

WearTheseShorts (6:24:31 PM): well

WearTheseShorts (6:24:33 PM): back to my fanfics

tod da rod (6:25:31 PM): fanfix?

tod da rod (6:25:32 PM): like

tod da rod (6:25:37 PM): smoking crack thru a fan?

rstyknf: im like a mailman.

rstyknf: i handle with care

rstyknf: fast delivery

rstyknf: i have a large package hahahaha lol

rstyknf: haha overnight shipping

WearTheseShorts: and you're guaranteed to be gone by the morning?

rstyknf: i can leave the package in the back yard ;O

WearTheseShorts: aw man, I didn't even think of that one sexually or anything like that. I thought of package as in

WearTheseShorts: like, dog crap

rstyknf: soooo our passionate sex is too damn hot

WearTheseShorts: hahahahhhahha hey, it might be for ONE of us

rstyknf: ya

rstyknf: no

rstyknf: waoit

rstyknf: no

rstyknf: NO

rstyknf: so pauline. what wer you tihnking that whole time we were making passionate love with each other

Auto Response from WearTheseShorts: It's too damn hot.

rstyknf: not now my hand is getting tired

WearTheseShorts: aww you poor thing

rstyknf: from typing...

WearTheseShorts: I'm sure

WearTheseShorts: hahah

WearTheseShorts: yes, my arm hurts too

WearTheseShorts: from all this typing

WearTheseShorts: hahah

rstyknf: you could alwys get someone to type for you

WearTheseShorts: :O I could, but I wouldn't know anyone who'd want to type for me

WearTheseShorts: hahahahaha

rstyknf: id type for you

rstyknf: anyday ;D

WearTheseShorts: lmao, riiiight

rstyknf: wekk if your hand gets tired from typing surveys i could do it for you WearTheseShorts: I'll keep that in mind

WearTheseShorts: and maybe I'll repay you if you get tired too

rstyknf: haha

rstyknf: my keyboard has some pretty hard keys

WearTheseShorts: xDDDDDDDDD

WearTheseShorts: oh boy

WearTheseShorts: so I'll probably have to be rough with it then

WearTheseShorts: holy crap! it's 12:30!

rstyknf: woah

WearTheseShorts: wow time flies when you're

WearTheseShorts: typing

rstyknf: haaaahahah lol

WearTheseShorts: I didn

WearTheseShorts: 't realize I was sweating

rstyknf: wow yes this has been a very interesting convo

rstyknf: wow

WearTheseShorts: very, very interesting

rstyknf: sweating frim all that typing i see

WearTheseShorts: yep, I was kinda into my typing

rstyknf: ya my keyboard is very hard now

rstyknf: hahahahaha

rstyknf: i should oil the keys

WearTheseShorts: hahahahahhahaha whoa-ho, you need help oiling them?

rstyknf: mebeh

rstyknf: someone has to very rough with it then

WearTheseShorts: that hard, huh?

rstyknf: ya i neewd to type on it to get words out

WearTheseShorts: oh boy, you having trouble typing? do you need help?

rstyknf: i need to call a keyboard technician

WearTheseShorts: in Lutt's class, "oh hey Brad! how are them keys?"

WearTheseShorts: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

rstyknf: my typing skills have improved phenominaly

WearTheseShorts: "oh yeah, my keys are oiled up now"

chynnahhhh: Wow.

chynnahhhh: Imagine the combination

chynnahhhh: if we combined our wows.

chynnahhhh: Like

chynnahhhh: it'd be

chynnahhhh: WOW

chynnahhhh: but squared.

WearTheseShorts: ...Travis went online

WearTheseShorts: and left.

WearTheseShorts: D:

GIGINTOR 7: omg!

GIGINTOR 7: weird

GIGINTOR 7: maybe he got home now.

GIGINTOR 7: or like

GIGINTOR 7: he killed the people at where ever he was

GIGINTOR 7: n then got on the internet

WearTheseShorts: ...

WearTheseShorts: ...

GIGINTOR 7: and then the police got there

WearTheseShorts: HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

GIGINTOR 7: and then tranqualized him

GIGINTOR 7: and then got him off the net

GIGINTOR 7: and dragged him away

WearTheseShorts: Nice.

chynnahhhh: I was on that chat

chynnahhhh: and I met this guy

chynnahhhh: and he was giving me some photo tips

chynnahhhh: and I thought he was in his early twenties, you know, whatever.

chynnahhhh: it turns out

chynnahhhh: hes like 54

WearTheseShorts: did you crash last night?

Apath3t1cEm0: ??

Apath3t1cEm0: crash?

Apath3t1cEm0: i wasnt drivin

WearTheseShorts: you guys want a queef in your face?

WearTheseShorts: tch.

DOOOMYYY: OHH YEAHHHH.

WearTheseShorts: >:00000000000

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: yup

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: were a mexican/white family

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: mexican=cuz were huge

MRN3GATIVEZ3R0: white=incest

Apath3t1cEm0: so ya..what were we talkin bout

WearTheseShorts: ...I have no idea

WearTheseShorts: something about your mom.

WearTheseShorts: that's about it.

Apath3t1cEm0: o ya..my mom is hott!!WearTheseShorts: ...

WearTheseShorts: ...

WearTheseShorts: I don't even wanna ask.

WearTheseShorts: ...you have NO idea what menstruation feels like, so don't even think about it.

GIGINTOR 7: and probalby quiif

GIGINTOR 7: lol if course i dont

GIGINTOR 7: if i did

GIGINTOR 7: i'd be a woman

WearTheseShorts: hahahahahahahahhahaha

WearTheseShorts: but you don't have to be a chick to have your period.

GIGINTOR 7: huh?????????????????

GIGINTOR 7: what??????

WearTheseShorts: yeah.

WearTheseShorts: I could chop off your dick, and you'd be bleeding down there.

WearTheseShorts: so what'cha guys doing?

WearTheseShorts: Halo?

GIGINTOR 7: no

GIGINTOR 7: you.

GIGINTOR 7: in our minds

barofsoap28: Hey.

Auto Response from WearTheseShorts: I'm all naked! Don't look at my wet body!

barofsoap28: ~drops pocket~

barofsoap28 signed off at 7:47:40 PM.

barofsoap28 signed on at 7:50:42 PM.

barofsoap28: hey this is jeff now

barofsoap28: ~drops pocker too~

barofsoap28: pocket****

barofsoap28 signed off at 7:51:57 PM.

WearTheseShorts: Yours are bigger

chynnahhhh: What!

chynnahhhh: You're shitting me.

chynnahhhh: yes, out of your ass I'm coming out.

chynnahhhh: Mine are definitely not bigger.

WearTheseShorts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

WearTheseShorts: YES

WearTheseShorts:

• ..you ever get the feeling to shave your crotch?

WearTheseShorts: Like, on a whim?

chynnahhhh: YES!

chynnahhhh: at the worst times,too.

WearTheseShorts: Hahahaha

WearTheseShorts: Hahahahahhaahh!

WearTheseShorts: I could just imagine.

chynnahhhh: I'm like

chynnahhhh: lying in bed

chynnahhhh: and POOF

chynnahhhh: *SHAVE YOUR CROTCH!!*

chynnahhhh: I'm like..

chynnahhhh: damn.

"Pooping into somebody else's butthole? How counterproductive." -Jeff

(11:48:11 PM) Maximilian Pegasus: FUCK YOU PAULINE AND YOUR SHIT

(11:48:15 PM) Maximilian Pegasus: I WILL RAPE GREEN